Episode 425
Sound Statistics - The Hang-Up on Relationships!
Transcript
Sound statistics.
Speaker A:Sound statistics.
Speaker A:Guess the number, hear the clue.
Speaker A:Sound statistics.
Speaker A:Sound statistics.
Speaker A:Haystacks.
Speaker A:Got a question for you.
Speaker B:That's right.
Speaker B:It is the game show where I give you a trivia question and then a sound effect for a hint.
Speaker B:Because apparently I found a way to make trivia even nerdier.
Speaker B:All right, question one.
Speaker B:11% Of people will do this with their significant other in the next two weeks.
Speaker B:Now, of course, that could be a lot of things.
Speaker B:Go on vacation, start a diet together, have the same argument about where to eat for the 400th time.
Speaker B:All right, here's your sound effect hint.
Speaker B:That is the hang up sound from FaceTime, right?
Speaker B:The answer is break up.
Speaker B:11% Of people will break up with their significant other in the next two weeks.
Speaker B:Can you believe that?
Speaker B:That's huge.
Speaker B:11%.
Speaker B:That's why We need to Talk is the scariest four word sentence in the English language.
Speaker B:That's wild.
Speaker B:All right, we're going to.
Speaker B:We're going to stick to a theme here.
Speaker B:Question 2.
Speaker B:15% Of those who cheat on their significant other on this type of a pet.
Speaker B:And now I'm not saying the pet is involved.
Speaker B:I'm not saying the pet is to blame, but I'm not saying the pet is not to blame either.
Speaker B:All right, here's your sound effect hint.
Speaker B:That is a snake, of course.
Speaker B:And the answer is snake or other reptile.
Speaker B:15% Of those who cheat on a snake or other reptile, which feels a little bit like foreshadowing.
Speaker B:I mean, nothing says, trust me, like some guy with a terrarium and secret text messages.
Speaker B:Question number three.
Speaker B:30% Of women in a recent survey say they will not marry a man.
Speaker B:Bad.
Speaker B:With this reminder, it is a family show.
Speaker B:There are a lot of things that could be deal breakers, of course.
Speaker B:Bad hygiene, bad manners, a bad fantasy football team name that he thinks is funny from 20 years ago.
Speaker B:Here is your sound effect hint.
Speaker B:That is Apple Pay's decline sound effect.
Speaker B:The answer.
Speaker B:A bad credit score.
Speaker B:30% Of women say they will not marry a man with a bad credit score, which means romance is alive and well, but only after a soft pull from Experian.
Speaker B:And I guess that's fair.
Speaker B:I mean, for richer or poorer sounds pretty great until you find out the poorer comes with a 30% interest rate.
Speaker B:So there you go.
Speaker B:Sound statistics, weird numbers, noisy clues, and proof that love may be blind, but it still checks your credit score.
Speaker A:Nerdy.
Speaker A:It's noisy.
Speaker B:It's facts with a kick.
Speaker A:Sound statistics, sound statistics.
