Episode 424
Alabama Bama - Confused About the Odyssey (Minivan Edition)
Alabama Bama is back at it again, and this time she’s completely mixed up the Odyssey with a Honda Odyssey minivan! Yep, you heard that right! Bama’s got some wild tales to share, including a memorable parking lot delivery at a Buc-ee's and naming her kid after a gas pump. I mean, who needs Netflix when we’ve got Bama's life as a cinematic masterpiece in the making? We dive into her confusions, questionable life choices, and even the smell of ham that’s been lingering for days. Buckle up, y’all—this ride is hilarious, chaotic, and pure Bama!
Takeaways:
- Bama hilariously confuses the epic poem 'The Odyssey' with a Honda minivan, y'all!
- She shares the wild story of giving birth in a Buc-ee's parking lot, and it's a doozy!
- Bama's got a knack for turning the ordinary into the absurd with her zany life tales.
- The episode dives into Bama's latest questionable life choices, leaving Haystack bewildered as usual!
- Bama's got three warrants and a lost flip flop—now that's a Southern odyssey!
- Tune in to hear how Bama plans to tackle the mystery of her ham smell—no kidding!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:I'm grateful that my dear friend Bama from rural Alabama is joining me on a Thursday morning.
Speaker A:Since I was taking yesterday off Bama, and I appreciate you doing that for us, I was kind of wondering.
Speaker A:I've been hearing a lot of people talk about this movie, the Odyssey.
Speaker A:Have you heard anything about it?
Speaker B:Oh, I heard about it, Haystack, and I am just so dad gum confused.
Speaker A:Okay, well, what is it that has you confused?
Speaker B:Well, when somebody said something about the Odyssey, I just naturally figured that they met one of them Honda Odyssey minivans.
Speaker A:Well, yeah, naturally.
Speaker B:Shoot, I got history with an Odyssey.
Speaker B:That's where I gave birth to Shayla in the parking lot of a buc ee's.
Speaker A:Okay, well, that's.
Speaker A:That's certainly a memorable delivery room.
Speaker B:We named her after pump number seven.
Speaker B:Now, Bama, I don't think you.
Speaker A:Did.
Speaker B:No, no, you're right.
Speaker B:Haystack pup number seven was her godmother.
Speaker A:So you did eventually find out that this movie's not about a minivan, right?
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, I did.
Speaker B:I looked it up on that Wikipedia thing and it says that it's based on a poem.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Yes, it is.
Speaker B:Hey, Stack, how in the crap do you make a whole dadgum movie out of a poem?
Speaker A:Well, it is a very long, very, very long famous poem.
Speaker B:Uh huh.
Speaker B:Well, the next thing you know, they're gonna cast Matt Damon is the man from Nantucket.
Speaker A:Oh, no, no, that's.
Speaker A:That's a completely different poem.
Speaker B:Well, if Hollywood's out of ideas, don't put nothing past them.
Speaker A:Well, fair enough.
Speaker B:They ought to make a movie about my odyssey.
Speaker B:You got minivans, you got BUC EE's.
Speaker B:Three warrants, somebody losing a flip flop in labor.
Speaker B:That's entertainment right there.
Speaker A:I would actually watch that trailer,.
Speaker B:You dad gum.
Speaker B:Right you would.
Speaker A:So what does the rest of your day look like, Bama?
Speaker B:Well, I needs to get off here.
Speaker B:I been emanating the smell of ham for the last three days, and I reckon I ought to figure out what's a causin that.
Speaker A:Oh, goodness, please let that be laundry related.
Speaker B:I'm hoping it is, sugar.
Speaker B:Y' all have a great day.
Speaker B:We'll talk to you later.
