Episode 332
Small Talk - The Great Ranch Addiction and a $4k Toilet Adventure! 🚽💸
Small Talk - Men Boasting Around Hot Girls, Ranch Dressing Addictions, and Robot Toilets! Hey hey, folks! We’re diving into the wild world of subconscious boasting—yep, turns out guys are all about flexing their careers and cash when pretty ladies are around. Shocker, right? 😂 Then we chat about how families are getting schooled by pro photogs to ditch the phones for those Insta-worthy pics—unless you wanna catch some awkward boxy vibes in your family portrait! 📸 And don’t even get me started on the World Cup fans falling head over heels for ranch dressing—who knew soccer could lead to such saucy addictions? 🤤 Oh, and let’s wrap it up with a $4,000 self-driving robot toilet—because why not make bathroom trips a little fancier? 🚽 Join the fun and laugh along with us!
Takeaways:
- Did you know men subconsciously brag about their wealth around pretty women? Classic!
- Scientists literally spent money to confirm that guys love to show off, lol!
- Ranch dressing is like a secret weapon for soccer fans, who knew?
- A self-driving robot toilet for $4,000? That's some serious bathroom bling!
- The Mega Millions jackpot is so high, I could buy a grocery store and still have change!
- It's National Garfield Day, which means napping and lasagna are officially on the agenda!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:Time to take a look at a handful of things for random conversation.
Speaker A:This is a bit I call small talk.
Speaker A:Chicago University researchers have discovered that men subconsciously boast and brag about their wealth and their careers while looking at attractive women.
Speaker A:What a shock.
Speaker A:They say it happens on a subconscious level, which is a polite way of saying that men are completely hopeless.
Speaker A:We're all hopeless.
Speaker A:Scientists spent actual grant money to prove that guys like to show off around pretty girls.
Speaker A:So dumb.
Speaker A:Professional photographers are advising families to make sure to take the smartphone out of their pocket to avoid boxy outlines that ruin portraits.
Speaker A:Is that a brick in his khakis or are you happy to be taking pictures?
Speaker A:A new weight loss trend is sweeping through President Trump's cabinet, apparently with JD Vance and RFK Jr eating large portions of sauerkraut, promising slimmer waistlines.
Speaker A:Although I think the side effects might clear out the entire West Wing.
Speaker A:The TSA has issued a travel warning to international World cup fans to remind them that bottles of ranch dressing have to follow liquid rules.
Speaker A:These soccer fans came for the sports, but they're leaving completely addicted to to Hidden Valley Ranch.
Speaker A:It's crazy.
Speaker A:You don't realize that ranch is not a big thing.
Speaker A:They, they don't even understand what ranch is and they get here and taste it and like, oh my goodness, I didn't realize that soccer fans were all secretly sorority girls.
Speaker A:A Chinese tech company has unveiled Geobon, a $4,000 self driving robot toilet that will navigate to the bedside and will clean itself.
Speaker A:$4,000 Seems like a pretty steep price, but I could see especially in like long term care facilities that being really, really great sleep number has filed for number 11 bankruptcy.
Speaker A:Chapter 11.
Speaker A:They I guess the adjusting firmness of the mattress was not enough for them to cushion them from the realities of the economy.
Speaker A:The mega millions jackpot is up to $452 million ahead of tonight's drawing.
Speaker A:Another enough cash to to pay off my mortgage and buy a grocery store trip.
Speaker A:Thousands of visitors and top celebrities gathered in Chicago to celebrate the official opening of the Obama Presidential center.
Speaker A:Which of course the federal government put out a mandate and says no, it, it needs to be renamed the President Donald J. Trump and Barack Hussein Obama Presidential Center.
Speaker A:Kidding.
Speaker A:I'm kidding.
Speaker A:Let's see here.
Speaker A:Jimmy Kimmel sidekick Guillermo is set to join the celebrity cast of the 35th season of Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker A:Because the stars part of that show name is obviously sarcasm.
Speaker A:It is the 19th day of June, which is international box day.
Speaker A:Time to honor the things that pile up on your porch because your spouse is addicted to shopping online.
Speaker A:It's also National Garfield the Cat Day.
Speaker A:So spend the day napping and eating lasagna.
Speaker A:And yes, that is indeed the perfect day.
