Episode 333
Father's Day Funnies: Secrets & Snacks!
Yo, guess what? We’re diving into some hilarious and heartwarming “don’t tell your mama” moments from dads everywhere in this week’s episode! 🎉 From epic screw-ups while building playsets to sneaky late-night ice cream runs, we’re spillin’ the beans on those classic dad fails that’ll have you rolling on the floor. 😂 We’ve got wild stories, like the kid who discovered his dad’s margarita stash during a BBQ (oops!) and those super relatable “dad advice” moments that might just make you tear up a bit. 🥲 So grab your favorite snack and join us for some laughs as we celebrate all the goofy greatness that Father’s Day brings! Cheers to our dads, the real MVPs of mischief! 🍻
Takeaways:
- Dads have a secret life filled with hilarious moments that they hope mom never finds out about!
- Building a playset can lead to some unexpected screw-ups and a few colorful words!
- Late-night gaming with dad can lead to epic adventures, like sneaking snacks and secrets!
- The art of 'don't tell your mom' is a vital skill passed down through generations!
- Margaritas at barbecues? Just another dad-approved solution to dry chicken dilemmas!
- Father's Day is all about celebrating the fun, quirky, and slightly mischievous moments with our dads!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:And in honor of Father's Day, there are folks online in this thread anonymously revealing their best don't tell your mama about this moment.
Speaker A:I love this.
Speaker A:And so here's a few that I thought were pretty cute.
Speaker A:One dad said while building an outdoor playset for my 5 year old, I drilled a screw completely through a board and into my shoe, barely stopping just as it broke skin dropped a couple of profanities in front of him.
Speaker A:We're sworn to secrecy to this day.
Speaker A:Another dad confronted his 11 year old daughter over a plastic baggie with dried plant material in the baggie that he found inside her desk.
Speaker A:It was just catnip.
Speaker A:One dad said my 4 year old son randomly walked into the kitchen at 3am and caught me eating ice cream.
Speaker A:So I got him a bowl and we were whispering and I said don't tell mom.
Speaker A:One kid said I was with my dad and we thought it was a good idea to start a small fire on the wooden porch.
Speaker A:We thought we put it out but the next day there was a giant hole burned into the porch.
Speaker A:I guess mom was out of town because he said my dad told me don't tell your mom, I'll get it fixed.
Speaker A:So I guess mom's out of town in that case.
Speaker A:Another dad said he was up late playing a Zelda game and he woke up his 8 year old son on a school night, snuck him downstairs so he could see this secret passage together where they that they found.
Speaker A:Oh goodness.
Speaker A:Another dad said his 15 year old son needed something to drink during a barbecue because he was struggling to swallow some dry chicken and the only thing he had on hand was a margarita.
Speaker A:So the kid pounded the margarita.
Speaker A:Oh no.
Speaker A:Oh there's, there's a ton of these online.
Speaker A:They're just really, really cute by for me I only had one of those don't tell your mom and it that I can remember the one that stuck out and it was before I left for college and dad said now don't.
Speaker B:Tell your mom I told you this but I think you know, in a social setting it's okay to have a.
Speaker A:Drink or two because at that point in our lives my mom had come off to be very, very conservative and anti drinking and dad, dad never drank a lot but he would, you know, he would have a beer with the guys after bailing hay or at a poker table a couple here and there.
Speaker A:And so it's one of the places that those two kind of, you know, changed over the years.
Speaker A:She got very very much against it.
Speaker A:Dad was like, yeah, it's all right.
Speaker A:Don't overdo it.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:But a couple here and there, probably okay.
Speaker A:Either way, we need to salute all of our dads as we head into Father's Day weekend.
Speaker B:If you don't stop crying, he'll give you something to cry about?
Speaker B:When he puts together a toy.
Speaker B:He doesn't need the directions or all of the parts.
Speaker B:If you don't stop teasing your sister, he'll turn this car around.
Speaker B:Don't tempt him.
Speaker B:He'll turn this car right around.
Speaker B:He is the most greatest dad in the world.
Speaker C:I may not always drink beer, but when I do, I want you to get off your butt and get it for me.
Speaker C:Happy Father's Day, my friends.
