Episode 545
She roasted kids’ haircuts and asked for weed — allegedly
A woman in Milwaukee is accused of pretending to be a substitute teacher at Rufus King High School — and yeah, students say she walked in blasting rap, dissed kids about weight, race, looks and money, and even asked if anyone had a vape or weed. I mean, we’re talking substitute or drunk uncle at Thanksgiving? How does someone get past sign-in and into third period looking for blunts instead of teaching fractions? The kids complained and got the classic skeptical grown-up response — “whatever, go back” — so of course the real teacher comes back and asks what they learned. Their answer? No algebra, but they now know what a quarter and an eighth are. So hey, maybe not the math lesson they wanted, but technically… we did learn fractions.
Takeaways:
- I riff on a Milwaukee woman accused of pretending to be a substitute at Rufus King High School, according to Fox 6.
- Students say she blasted loud rap, insulted kids' looks, race and money, and even asked if anyone had weed.
- I joke that she felt more like a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving than an actual teacher—total chaos.
- We poke fun at the school's security lapse — how did she get past sign-in and into third period?
- Despite the mess, I tease that students technically learned fractions when she asked for a quarter and an eighth.
Transcript
It's haystack.
Speaker A:And, man, oh, man, Milwaukee Public Schools have got some splaining to do, let me tell you.
Speaker A:According to Fox 6 in Milwaukee, the TV station there, a woman in Milwaukee is accused of pretending to be a substitute teacher at Rufus King High School.
Speaker A:And yes, I said pretending.
Speaker B:Students also say Jones started playing rap music very loud and dissed kids for their weight, race, looks and money, even asking if any students had a vape or Mary marijuana because, quote, the class was so lame and annoying.
Speaker A:So she walks into a classroom, insults their appearance, uses racial slurs, asks the kids for weed.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:It's not a substitute teacher.
Speaker A:It's a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving.
Speaker A:Could you imagine being a student at this school?
Speaker A:You come to school expecting some algebra, and the substitute walks in talking about, first of all, your haircut is terrible.
Speaker A:Second of all, anybody got a blunt?
Speaker A:Lady?
Speaker A:This is third period.
Speaker A:You're supposed to be teaching fractions, not asking who's got a quarter.
Speaker A:I want to know how she got past everybody.
Speaker A:I mean, when I visit a school these days, I gotta show my id, sign in, explain why I'm there.
Speaker A:And can you imagine these poor.
Speaker B:Students complaining to the principal?
Speaker A:Our substitute is acting weird.
Speaker B:What do you mean?
Speaker A:She called my haircut ugly and asked me for marijuana.
Speaker B:Whatever.
Speaker B:Go back.
Speaker B:I don't believe you.
Speaker B:The real teacher comes back the next day.
Speaker B:Class, what did you learn while I was gone?
Speaker A:Well, we didn't learn any math, but we learned Miss lady got beef with everybody and we learned what a quarter and an eighth is.
Speaker A:So I guess we did learn fractions.
