Episode 72
Morning 6-Pack - What to Do with Candy Corn: A Guide to Not Eating It!
Get ready to dive into the wild world of leftover Halloween candy, folks! This time, we’re tackling that oh-so-controversial sweet: candy corn. You know, the stuff that lurks at the bottom of the bucket like it’s hiding from the light of day! We’ve cooked up a hilarious “Top 6” list of things you can do with that unwanted candy corn, from pretending it’s a fancy British dental accessory to using it as a Monopoly game piece. Trust me, you won’t want to miss our laugh-out-loud suggestions for how to repurpose those chewy little nuggets! So grab your coffee, sit back, and let’s have a chuckle or two as we tackle the sticky situation of candy corn leftovers! Halloween's over, but we all know what that means: leftover candy galore! Ever dive into your stash only to find a horror show at the bottom of the bucket? Yep, I'm talking about that dreaded candy corn! It's like the last kid picked in gym class, just sitting there, waiting for a miracle. So, what do we do with these little yellow and orange nuggets of disappointment? Well, I’ve cooked up a hilarious list of the top six things you can do with that unwanted candy corn! From using them as Monopoly pieces to flinging them at refs during a Razorback game, this segment is packed with laughs and some seriously ridiculous ideas. You won't believe what we came up with for number one – let’s just say it involves a donation kettle and a little sound effect that'll make you chuckle!
Takeaways:
- We're diving into the Halloween aftermath, and candy corn is the ultimate villain lurking at the bottom of the bucket.
- Ever wondered what to do with that leftover candy corn? We got six hilarious ideas that'll have you chuckling!
- From pretending to be British with candy corn teeth to tossing them at weddings, we’ve got your back on candy creativity!
- Did you know candy corn can double as a Monopoly game piece? Talk about sweet strategy!
- Drop those unwanted candy corns in the Salvation Army kettle—it's the only time you'll make a 'kaching' sound with candy!
- Flinging candy corn at Razorback refs? Now that's a game day tradition we can get behind!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack, and we are, of course, just a few days removed from Halloween.
Speaker A:A lot of folks still gonna be polishing off the.
Speaker A:The Halloween candy at the.
Speaker A:At the bottom of the bucket.
Speaker A:And it never fails.
Speaker A:There'll be some things you didn't necessarily want at the bottom of the bucket.
Speaker A:You try to decide whether or not you're gonna eat it or what you're gonna do with it.
Speaker A:And we.
Speaker A:We laugh all the time.
Speaker A:What's probably the least popular Halloween candy, or at least for many of us, is, of course, the traditional candy corn.
Speaker A:And I get to thinking, if you get to the bottom of the barrel, the bottom of the bucket, the bottom of the sack, and.
Speaker A:And you just see a bunch of candy corn down there, you don't necessarily have to eat it.
Speaker A:These are the top six things you can do with your unwanted candy corn.
Speaker A:Coming in at number six, put them over your teeth and pretend that you're from England.
Speaker A:Number five, use them as a Monopoly game piece.
Speaker A:Number four, put them in a can to shake whenever the dog starts humping the pillow.
Speaker A:Number three, fling them at the refs at a Razorback football game.
Speaker A:Number two, toss them at a bride and groom as they leave the chapel.
Speaker A:And the number one thing you can do with your unwanted leftover candy corn, Drop them in the Salvation army kettle so it sounds like you're Don.
Speaker A:Kaching.
