Episode 71
Morning 6-Pack - Ghosts, Ghouls, and Redneck Haunts!
Whoa, hold onto your candy corn, folks! We’re diving headfirst into some spooky vibes with our "Morning 6-Pack - Haunted Houses!" Did you know one in eight peeps thinks they’ve lived in a haunted crib? Yep, that’s right! We’re chatting about the top signs your house might be more Casper than cozy, like flickering lights and weird noises that’ll have you questioning if your living room is auditioning for a horror flick! Plus, we’re serving up the hilarious scoop on what it means if your ghost has a mullet and a PBR in hand. So grab your pumpkin spice latte, kick back, and let’s get our ghostly giggles on! 🎃👻 It's Halloween season, y'all! 🎃 As we gear up for the spookiest time of year, Haystack dives into some spine-tingling stats that'll make you check your closet twice. Did you know that *one out of eight* folks think they’ve lived in a haunted house? Yep, that’s right! Flickering lights? Must be a ghost! Cold spots? Definitely Casper giving you the chills! We chat about the top five signs your home might be a ghost hangout, including strange noises and objects moving on their own. Spoiler: if you hear disembodied voices, it might be time to call a paranormal investigator—or just your mom! 😂 And when it comes to buying a haunted house, only 15% said 'no thanks', but throw in a murder backstory and suddenly it’s a hard pass for 79%! We wrap up with a giggle by imagining what it would be like if your ghost was a redneck—complete with Pabst and mullet! Get ready to laugh and maybe sleep with the lights on!
Takeaways:
- Did you know one in eight folks think they lived in a haunted house? That's like, spooky math!
- We found out the top signs your home is haunted – flickering lights, shadowy figures, and more!
- Most people are cool with buying a haunted house, but pass on a murder scene, yikes!
- Imagine being haunted by a redneck ghost – like, what would that even look like?
- If your Ouija board starts saying Roll Tide, you might have a ghostly football fan!
- The number one sign of a redneck ghost? A shadowy figure with a mullet and a Pabst!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:It's just about here.
Speaker A:It's almost Halloween time.
Speaker A:I love Halloween.
Speaker A:And there's a new survey from realtor.com that finds that one out of eight of us believe that we have lived in a home that is haunted.
Speaker A:One in eight.
Speaker A:And so you know, why pay to go to a haunted house?
Speaker A:Just live at a home that's haunted.
Speaker A:So this poll found that one out of eight of us think that they've lived in a house that's haunted.
Speaker A:A home that's haunted.
Speaker A:86% of us believe that hauntings are possible, while the other 14% said get real.
Speaker A:But one in eight believe we've actually lived in a home that's haunted.
Speaker A:And of those who say they've experienced and lived in a home that's haunted, here are the top five signs, the top five weird things that have happened.
Speaker A:Number five, flickering lights.
Speaker A:You know, definitely a ghost.
Speaker A:Couldn't be old wiring or anything.
Speaker A:Number four, feelings of being touched.
Speaker A:Number three, objects moving on their own.
Speaker A:Number two, shadowy figures or ghosts.
Speaker A:And the number one thing that people who say they've lived in a house that's haunted or a home that's haunted, Hearing weird noises.
Speaker A:Two thirds of people who say they've lived in a home that's haunted reported hearing footsteps or banging sounds or mysterious music.
Speaker A:In fact, 51% of people who have lived in a home they believe is haunted said they have heard a disembodied voice.
Speaker A:Clearly not just the voice in your head.
Speaker A:Yeah, never.
Speaker A:But anyway, those are the top five things that people who say that they've lived in a haunted house have experienced.
Speaker A:The poll also asked about buying a home that is haunted and found most of us.
Speaker A:Yeah, okay.
Speaker A:Only 15% of those surveyed said no deal.
Speaker A:No whatsoever.
Speaker A:Now, if that home was known for a murder, different story, right?
Speaker A:79% of people said no way, no how that famous murder happened in that house.
Speaker A:And I am not gonna live there no matter what.
Speaker A:Now here's the real question.
Speaker A:I realize that ghosts are invisible, but that doesn't mean that their actions and their noises are.
Speaker A:I mean, obviously if you think your house is, your home is haunted and you.
Speaker A:I wonder if me being kind of a redneck, I wonder what it would be like to be haunted by a redneck.
Speaker B:Well, gather round folks.
Speaker B:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way.
Speaker B:Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.
Speaker B:Here comes the fun.
Speaker B:It's the morning six pack.
Speaker A:That's right.
Speaker A:These are the top six signs that your home is haunted by a redneck ghost.
Speaker A:Number six, even though you live alone, you always hear a ding.
Speaker A:Five, the eyes on your velvet painting of Elvis follow you around.
Speaker A:Number four, you notice an unusual smell.
Speaker A:Meth.
Speaker A:Number three, it suddenly feels cold whenever you turn NASCAR off.
Speaker A:Number two, your Ouija board smells out Roll Tide.
Speaker A:And the number one sign that your house is haunted by a redneck ghost.
Speaker A:You see a shadowy figure with a shadowy mullet holding a shadowy Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Speaker A:Bear.
Speaker A:Hold my bear.
