Episode 73
Morning 6-Pack - Top 6 Hilarious Ways to Waste an Extra Hour!
Morning 6-Pack - What We Did with Our Extra Hour! Alright, fam, daylight saving time is officially done-zo, and we just scored an extra hour! So, what did we do with that bonus time? Spoiler alert: it wasn’t all productive! We’re diving into the top six hilariously relatable ways Americans spent that hour—think stealing candy from kids, dodging early Christmas ads, and maybe, just maybe, pondering life choices while shooing Prince Andrew away. 😂 Join us for some giggles as we chat about the good, the bad, and the downright silly things we do with our time! Buckle up for a wild ride of laughs and puns—you don’t wanna miss this! Daylight saving time is done, folks! We’re all about that extra hour of fun and games, and boy, do we have some silly stuff to share! We kicked off our show with a chat about how 54% of Americans want to ditch the clock changes for good, but hey, there’s still that 40% who love playing around with time zones like it’s some sort of game. We threw in some political gossip, because who doesn’t love a good bipartisan drama, right? Tom Cotton, we’re side-eyeing you! So, what did we do with that glorious extra hour? We’ve got a top six list that’s pure gold! From stealing candy from the kiddos—sorry not sorry—to complaining about Christmas ads while Christmas shopping, it’s a riot! And let’s not forget the most absurd one: that moment when you think about your SNL faves while trying to figure out how to use that last 59 minutes. Tune in for all the laughs and let’s make the most of that hour, one joke at a time!
Takeaways:
- Did you know 54% of folks wanna ditch daylight saving time for good? Time to rally!
- So, what did we do with that extra hour? Apparently, stealing candy is #1!
- Turns out, no one actually spent their extra hour with their spouse—shocking, right?
- Can you believe politicians can’t agree on which time to stick with? Classic!
- From Christmas shopping to avoiding Prince Andrew, we had a wild hour, folks!
- Daylight saving time: loved by some, hated by many, and always a hot topic!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's haystack.
Speaker A:And daylight saving time is of course, over.
Speaker A:Yesterday we, we had an extra hour, kind of sorta.
Speaker A:And there's, you know, there's one good thing that's great about all the smart technology.
Speaker A:For most part, we don't have to change clock stuff anymore.
Speaker A:Most of it's done automatically.
Speaker A:But according to a new poll, 54% of Americans want to see the clock changing done for good.
Speaker A:40% of us want to keep it.
Speaker A:But the biggest reason why there's not been a change to get rid of daylight saving time, even though most politicians are in favor of getting rid of it, is they can't agree on which time to go to.
Speaker A:The the summer daylight saving time or the current standard time.
Speaker A:In fact, there was a, a bipartisan bill with support from multiple Republican and Democrat senators, and it was Arkansas's own Tom Cotton that tried to put a stop to it.
Speaker A:So get a Hill, get ahold of his office if you're not happy that we're still changing clocks.
Speaker A:But either way, yesterday we found ourselves basically with an extra hour.
Speaker A:What did you do with yours?
Speaker A:Here's a list of the top six things that Americans did with their extra hour.
Speaker B:Well, gather round, folks.
Speaker B:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a lighthearted way.
Speaker B:Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.
Speaker B:Here comes the fun.
Speaker B:It's the morning six pack.
Speaker A:Once again, the top six things that Americans did with their extra hour yesterday.
Speaker A:Number six, steal Reese's peanut butter cups from the kids trick or treat bag.
Speaker A:Number five, complain about it being too early for Christmas commercials while shopping for Christmas presents.
Speaker A:Number four, get laid off from Amazon.
Speaker A:Number three, shoo Prince Andrew away from their teenage daughters.
Speaker A:Number two, Spend time with their spouse.
Speaker A:Just kidding.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:No, no one did that.
Speaker A:And the number one thing Americans did with their extra hour yesterday?
Speaker A:Thought about their favorite moments from this weekend's Saturday Night Live and then try to figure out what to do with the remaining 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
Speaker A:SNL sucks.
