Episode 29
Morning 6-Pack - Top 6 Hilarious Pilot Announcements You Didn't Know You Needed! š¤£
Morning 6-Pack - Pilot's Gossip & Gratefulness! Grab your coffee and letās dive into the wild world of aviation blunders and heartfelt moments! First up, weāre chatting about the heartwarming (and a little bit hilarious) tale of a pilot who made an emergency landing to save a lady in distress. You wonāt believe how she thanked himāspoiler alert: it involves a rude gesture! We dissect why someone would flip off their lifesaver and wonder if Newfoundland just didnāt tickle her fancy. Then, we switch gears to the āMorning 6-Packā where we imagine what pilots would really say if they could ditch the corporate speak and dish out some real talk! Think cheeky comments about your broke ass flying on budget airlines and why that fastened seatbelt sign is onāhint: it involves gin! Itās a rollercoaster of laughs, life lessons, and a sprinkle of nonsense thatāll make you appreciate your next flight (or at least laugh about it)!
Takeaways:
- Taking time to reflect on gratitude can totally boost your mood, trust me!
- Ever seen a pilot save a life only to get flipped off? Wild, right?
- Pilots probably have some hilarious, honest announcements they'd love to make mid-flight.
- The top six airline pilot announcements would make any flight way more entertaining!
- Why do people get mad when someone saves their life? Beats me, folks!
- Airline pilots might secretly wish they could spill the tea on passengers, LOL!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker B:It's important, they say, to take time.
Speaker A:Out of every day to reflect on something that you're grateful for.
Speaker A:In related news, a pilot made an emergency landing to save a woman's life.
Speaker B:Only to have her flip him off on the way out the door.
Speaker C:Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Speaker C:One of our passengers needs some medical care.
Speaker C:We asked for a doctor, nobody was on board.
Speaker C:So we are now diverting to Saint John in Newfoundland, Canada.
Speaker C:We will have to offload this passenger to the hospital.
Speaker C:Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speak, you'll be happy to know, to learn, but our passenger, which we saved her life and she was a bit angry to be offloaded with the aircraft and she gave us the figure when leaving the aircraft and she's standing so being very angry at the hospital, that's it.
Speaker A:So did she not think that she.
Speaker B:Really needed a doctor?
Speaker A:Does she, does she really hate Newfoundland?
Speaker B:Why you'd flip someone off who stopped to save your life.
Speaker A:Lots of people were talking about, you know, at least it's funny that the pilot's doing gossip on the pa. You know, usually it's the flight attendants are the ones that are serving the tea, but in this case it was the pilot.
Speaker B:You know, there's got to be a.
Speaker A:Lot of things that pilots would like to say if they could just be completely honest on that PA machine.
Speaker D:Well, gather round folks.
Speaker D:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way.
Speaker D:Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.
Speaker D:Here comes the fun.
Speaker D:It's the morning six pack.
Speaker A:Here we go, the top six announcements that airline pilots would make if they were completely honest.
Speaker B:Number six, we know your broke ass.
Speaker A:Doesn'T have a choice in flying and.
Speaker B:That'S why you're stuck on allegiant.
Speaker B:Number five, if you look to your right, you'll see absolutely nothing.
Speaker B:I just wanted to interrupt your nap.
Speaker B:Number four, we hit a cruising altitude of 40,000ft, so I'm gonna kick it in autopilot and surf one of those websites on my phone that you can't get to from the state of Arkansas without a vpn.
Speaker B:Number three, I'm gonna turn on the fastened seatbelt light not because there's turbulence, but because I had six gin and tonics at the airport bar.
Speaker A:Number.
Speaker B:Number two, as we prepare for our descent into Chicago, return your tray table to the upright position, then embrace a loved one and pray.
Speaker B:And the number one announcement that airline pilots would make if they were completely honest.
Speaker B:In case you're wondering.
Speaker B:Connie, the flight attendant?
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:I landed that.
Speaker B:Landed the euphemism.
