Episode 30
Alabama Bama on Cruises
Get ready to roll with laughter as Haystack and Alabama Bama dive into this week's wild ride! We're talking about a cruise ship water slide that malfunctioned and sent a dude flying out like a cannonball – seriously, who needs roller coasters when you have a water slide that acts like a slingshot? Bama brings her signature humor as she recalls her own cruise disaster involving a hot tub, a rogue bikini tassel, and a life-saving decision that left everyone a little shocked (hint: it involves going topless!). It’s a hilarious twist on what could’ve been a terrifying situation, and you’ll want to hear how Bama’s grandma’s wisdom takes a funny turn. Plus, you won't believe what Bama has to deal with before her job interview—cat emergencies and press-on nails! Tune in for a chat that's packed with puns, playful banter, and a dash of absurdity that’ll make your morning brighter!
Takeaways:
- Alabama Bama shares a wild cruise story where she almost drowned, but her quick thinking saved the day!
- Bama's hilarious take on life shows that sometimes losing a bikini tassel can lead to unexpected heroics.
- This episode dives into the absurdity of life, like the time a water slide launched someone like a human cannonball!
- Haystack and Bama remind us that laughter is the best medicine, even in bizarre situations.
- Bama's grandma had some questionable wisdom, but hey, it got a laugh out of us!
- Listen for the unexpected chaos when Bama's cat gets involved in her nail disaster before an interview!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:It's time for what's pretty much my favorite time of the week when I get to chat with my dear, long lost friend Bama, who moved down, moved back home to Alabama on me and Bama.
Speaker A:Did you see this deal where the cruise ship water slide broke and shot a guy out like a cannonball?
Speaker B:Oh, I sure did, Haystack.
Speaker B:They said it spit that poor feller out like a mouthful of chewing tobacco.
Speaker B:And let me tell you, Haystack, I can read.
Speaker B:Ain't.
Speaker A:Oh, goodness.
Speaker A:I'm almost afraid to ask.
Speaker B:Well, this one time I was on a cruise, I was lounging in the hot tub when the tassel from my bikini got sucked into the drain.
Speaker B:The next thing I knowed, I was trapped underwater.
Speaker A:Well, that sounds terrifying.
Speaker B:Well, it was terrifying.
Speaker B:I'm staring death right in the gooch, Haystack.
Speaker B:So I take the only life saving measure I could think of and I went topless.
Speaker A:So you're telling me that helped?
Speaker B:Well, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker B:It's funny how the very thing I've been given a bunch of tickets for was the thing that saved my life.
Speaker B:Like my grandma always said, God works in mysterious and occasionally inappropriate ways.
Speaker A:Huh.
Speaker A:I don't think that's how the quote goes.
Speaker B:Oh, I'm pretty sure it was, Haystack.
Speaker B:Anyhow, I gotta go.
Speaker B:My cat swallowed my press on nails and I gotta induce vomiting so I can get ready for my job interview.
Speaker A:Please tell me that those two things are not related.
Speaker B:We'll see, Haystack.
Speaker B:We will see.
