Episode 36
Morning 6-Pack - New Words That’ll Make You Go 'What the Skibidi?!'
Ever wondered what new lingo is making waves? Well, grab your coffee and settle in, because we're diving into the latest additions to the snootiest dictionary out there! This week, we break down 15 fresh words and phrases that’ll have you chuckling and saying, 'Wait, what?!' We kick things off with 'Air Jail'—you know, that moment when you lift your pet into the air to stop them from causing chaos. We’ve all been there, right? And how about 'Manterrupting'? Yep, it’s a thing—interrupting a gal just ’cause you think your thoughts are more important. Spoiler: they usually aren’t! We also chat about 'Meta Face.' That’s the social media game where everyone looks flawless, but in reality, we all know it’s just a filter magic trick. Plus, let’s not forget 'Burnt Toast Theory'—a quirky way of saying that burning breakfast might just save you from a disastrous day. So join the fun as we explore these wacky words and more, all while keeping the laughs rolling!
Takeaways:
- The second snootiest dictionary just dropped new words, and trust me, they're wild!
- If you've ever lifted a pet to stop their shenanigans, congrats, you just Air Jail-ed them!
- Ever heard of the Burnt Toast Theory? Minor mishaps might save us from major disasters!
- Skibidi can mean anything from cool to a silly joke, but no one really gets it!
- Chrono Working is all about hustlin' when you're most awake—goodbye, 9 to 5!
- Career catfishing? It's when you ghost a job after accepting it—total savage move!
Transcript
The second snootiest dictionary in the world has added new words for the year and new phrases, and it's time to take a look at the 15 that were added.
Speaker A:Air Jail the act of lifting a pet into the air to stop or prevent bad behavior.
Speaker A:I love that one.
Speaker A:I think most of us have done that.
Speaker A:She Laborating Explaining something in a much more detailed way than is necessary, making the explanation more confusing.
Speaker A:Most often Manterrupting.
Speaker A:You can figure out what that is.
Speaker A:Interrupting a woman because the man thinks he has something more important to say.
Speaker A:Meta Face when photos are enhanced with filters to make everyone flawless looking or unrealistically beautiful.
Speaker A:That is Metaphace.
Speaker A:Burnt Toast Theory.
Speaker A:The idea that a minor inconvenience like burning your toast in the morning may actually prevent something worse from happening later in the day.
Speaker A:Y' all are cray cray.
Speaker A:No, actually, I love this.
Speaker A:It's kind of some butterfly effect stuff.
Speaker A:Smartphone Face when an actor's face looks too modern for them to be believable in a drama set in the past, that's weird to me.
Speaker A:I love this term.
Speaker A:Chrono Working Adapting your work schedule to when you feel the most awake and energetic.
Speaker A:Career catfishing.
Speaker A:The act of accepting a job offer, but then not showing up on your first day.
Speaker A:Nanoship.
Speaker A:This is a very short relationship.
Speaker A:A very short romantic interaction with someone with no expectation it will lead to a real relationship.
Speaker A:So the new phrase for hookup is a nanoship.
Speaker A:Now, maybe one of my favorites out of this whole list, because I think there's a lot of truth to it.
Speaker A:The Cardboard Box Index.
Speaker A:It is a way of measuring the health of the economy according to how many cardboard boxes are being produced or shipped.
Speaker A:Our one and only acronym on the list, D Y O R is short for do your own research.
Speaker A:Brologarchy.
Speaker A:A term for tech bros who are powerful and want political influence.
Speaker A:Think Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker A:They're part of the broligarchy.
Speaker A:Trad Wife this is a big one.
Speaker A:Short for traditional wife.
Speaker A:A married woman who stays home doing cooking and cleaning and takes care of the children.
Speaker A:Trad Wife.
Speaker A:And the last two.
Speaker A:Number two, DeLulu.
Speaker A:Short for delusional.
Speaker A:Believing things are not real or true, usually because you choose to.
Speaker A:And number one, Skibidi.
Speaker A:Now they define it as a word that can have different meanings, such as cool or bad.
Speaker A:Or it can be used with no real meaning, as a joke, like what the skibidi are you doing?
Speaker A:Or that wasn't very skibidi rizz of you.
Speaker A:Skibidi no.
Speaker A:No one.
Speaker A:You know, it's a good thing it can have a lot of meanings because no one knows what the word skibidi means.
Speaker A:Let's see if we can come up with some ideas.
Speaker B:Well, gather round folks.
Speaker B:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way.
Speaker B:Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.
Speaker B:Here comes the fun.
Speaker B:It's the morning six pack.
Speaker A:Probably time for me to get in trouble.
Speaker A:These are the top six things that people think the word skibidi is the top six things that people think the word SK Gibbity means.
Speaker A:Coming in at number six, Superman's dog.
Speaker A:Number five, that thing that dangles from the back of your throat.
Speaker A:Number four, a nonsensical one word post by President Trump on Truth Social, like I'll have some skibidi with my cafe.
Speaker A:Number three, a Pixar movie about an LGBTQIA plus plus minus division sign robot.
Speaker A:Number two, a Labubu knockoff.
Speaker A:And the number one thing people think that skibidi is a mobility scooter that advertises only on Fox News.
