Episode 37
Morning 6-Pack - The Top 6 Signs You’ve Got a Hair Disaster!
Let’s dive into the hair-raising world of men’s hairstyles and the anxiety that comes with them! A recent poll reveals that a whopping 21% of dudes are sweating bullets when it’s time to ask their barber for a new look. But not Haystack! Nope, he’s the Picasso of haircuts, ready to let his mane be the canvas for whatever wild ideas the stylist has. From letting it grow like a lion to going full-on bald eagle, he’s not afraid of a little change! But hold up, it seems most guys stick to their ‘do for ages—seven years, on average! Who knew? And despite the fear, 84% claim they’re confident with their hair. So, what’s the deal with the rest? Tune in to find out the top six signs you’ve just had a terrible haircut, including one that’ll have you laughing out loud and questioning your barber’s escape plan!
Takeaways:
- Did you know 21% of guys feel anxious asking for a new haircut? Crazy, right?
- A lot of dudes stick with the same hairstyle for like 7 years! Talk about commitment!
- Barbers sprinting to escape your bad haircut? That's a sign you might need a new stylist!
- 84% of men are cool with their current hairdo, but 55% have never thought to change it!
- The best haircut I ever got was from a gay guy! Thanks, Cody!
- If your kids call you Carrot Top when you get home, it’s time for a hair redo!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:A new survey, a new poll finds that 21% of men feel nervous asking their barber or hairstylist for a new look.
Speaker A:I am definitely not in that 21%.
Speaker A:I suppose I don't care about the way my hair looks enough because I'll often sit down and say, my hair is your palette, do as you wish.
Speaker A:But the top hairstyles that men think they could pull off, the hairstyles that they don't have now, but they think, well, this would look good on me.
Speaker A:The number one top hairstyle that people have considered and just let it grow out.
Speaker A:Number two, the opposite, Fully shaved.
Speaker A:Number three, the middle part.
Speaker A:But if you, if you have anxiety about your hairstyle, guys, it's don't, don't feel alone.
Speaker A:21% feel nervous asking for a new look.
Speaker A:23% of men say they're afraid to ask for a specific haircut, even if they really want it.
Speaker A:As we dig into these, this poll, the study finds that the average man gets their haircut 10 times per year.
Speaker A:So it's about once every five weeks.
Speaker A:And the average dude has the same hairstyle for seven years.
Speaker A:I believe that because I think I'm going on about 15.
Speaker A:84% of men say they're confident with their current hairdo.
Speaker A:55% have never considered ever changing it.
Speaker A:But still, 21% are anxious about asking for a new haircut.
Speaker A:Actually, to be honest with you, I think that, I think that number slower than I, lower than I expected.
Speaker A:I'm, I, I look, sometimes you get a haircut and before you even look in the mirror, you know you got a good haircut.
Speaker A:In fact, there are several signs.
Speaker B:Well, gather round, folks.
Speaker B:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way.
Speaker B:Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.
Speaker B:Here comes the fun.
Speaker B:It's the morning six pack.
Speaker A:The top six signs that you know you got a bad haircut.
Speaker A:Number six, after he finishes, your barber sprints to the airport and catches the next flight to a country without an extradition agreement with the U.S. wow, that got serious in a hurry.
Speaker A: or the Justin Timberlake from: Speaker A: ot the Justin Timberlake from: Speaker A:Number four, your stylist is straight.
Speaker A:I can promise you this is true.
Speaker A:The best haircut I ever got was for gay guy.
Speaker A:Thanks, Cody.
Speaker A:Number three, the first thing your kids say when you get home is Carrot Top.
Speaker A:Number two.
Speaker A:It looks like the poster in the window.
Speaker A:And that poster is a movie poster for Napoleon Dynamite.
Speaker A:And the number one way to know that you got a bad haircut is when you ask your barber what you owe him, and he says, forgiveness.
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
