Episode 35
Morning 6-Pack - Booze and Books: Top 6 Signs Your Teacher Might be Tipsy!
Rise and shine, folks! Grab your coffee and let’s dive into some wild morning shenanigans! So, there’s this middle school English teacher down in Florida who made headlines for all the wrong reasons—getting a little too cozy with the bottle during school hours! Can you believe it? He was caught snoozing behind the wheel, parked right in the school lot, with his car still in gear! Talk about a shocking back-to-school story! Turns out he had a stash of single-serve booze right there with him. I mean, who needs a lunchbox when you’ve got a mini-bar? And while parents were gasping in disbelief, the students were like, “Yeah, we kinda saw this coming.” So, we decided to serve up the top six signs your teacher might just have a drinking problem. From field trips to the local bar to extra credit for blowing into the breathalyzer, we’re rolling with the funniest (and slightly outrageous) signs that your teacher might need a little help. Buckle up, it’s going to be a hilarious ride!
Takeaways:
- A Florida teacher got caught snoozin' in his car after a little too much 'adult juice', just days into the school year!
- The cops found him passed out with a mini bar of single serve bottles - talk about a wild recess!
- Students weren't shocked by the teacher's antics, they had their suspicions all along - talk about being 'in the know'!
- We shared the top six signs your teacher might be hitting the bottle a bit too hard - and trust me, they’re hilarious!
- Top sign your teacher has a drinking problem? Their field trip is to the local bar instead of the science museum!
- Number one sign? They actually *like* teaching - guess that’s a dead giveaway!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:A taste act.
Speaker A:Back to school in full swing and a middle school teacher in Florida has been arrested.
Speaker A:Got drunk in his car between classes.
Speaker A:Crashed into a fence in the school's parking lot.
Speaker A:Happened just before noon on the second day of school about 40 miles north of Tampa.
Speaker A:Campus police officer found the 32 year old English teacher passed out behind the wheel with his car still in gear.
Speaker A:They thought it was some kind of a medical issue at first.
Speaker A:Then they saw a bunch of single serve alcohol bottles in his car next to him.
Speaker A:He refused to give a blood alcohol test.
Speaker A:At the hospital they said his breath smelled like alcohol.
Speaker A:The cops posted about it on Facebook and a lot of people commented saying they're shocked because he's such a great teacher.
Speaker A:However, the students were not surprised.
Speaker A:They already noticed a lot of things.
Speaker A:From today's list of the top six signs your teacher has a drinking problem.
Speaker B:Best way to start your day.
Speaker B:These six jokes he's about to listen up for Old haystack.
Speaker B:Crack open the morning six pack.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:These are the top six signs your teacher has a drinking problem.
Speaker A:Number six.
Speaker A:Your field trip is to Dixon Street.
Speaker A:Number five.
Speaker A:Today's book is Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, no Good, Very Bad Sobriety checkpoint.
Speaker A:Number four.
Speaker A:He gives extra credit for starting the breathalyzer on his car.
Speaker A:Gotta keep blowing till it beeps.
Speaker A:Kid number three.
Speaker A:Three.
Speaker A:She's the only one in her kindergarten class who wet her pants.
Speaker A:Number two.
Speaker A:This week's spelling words are.
Speaker A:And the number one sign your teacher has a drinking problem.
Speaker A:He actually enjoys being a teacher.
Speaker B:It's nap time.
