Episode 418
Morning 6-Pack - 6 Hilariously Bad Reasons to Ditch AI
Morning 6-Pack - Six Reasons You Should Totally Avoid AI Alright, folks, let’s spill the beans on why we should all think twice before letting AI into our lives! We’re diving into six hilarious reasons why AI might not be your new best bud. From slop-tastic food choices to the impending robot apocalypse, we’re serving up some seriously cheeky observations that’ll have you giggling. Ever thought you were ruining the job market for door-to-door encyclopedia salesmen? Well, we’ve got that covered! So, grab your coffee and tune in as we break down the wacky side of AI—trust me, you’ll want to hear why the number one reason is a doozy!
Takeaways:
- AI is like that friend who shows up everywhere uninvited, and honestly, kinda annoying.
- Only 22% of people say they've never used AI, which is like claiming you don't have a smartphone while posting selfies.
- People are all for AI helping with tech and healthcare but not so much for their relationships or pants.
- The number one reason to avoid AI? It might turn into a Terminator situation, and who wants that?
Transcript
It's haystack.
Speaker A:And a new poll has asked people how often they use artificial intelligence.
Speaker A:And only 22% of those surveyed said never, which is adorable.
Speaker A:It's like saying I never eat sugar while holding one of those coffee drinks that's got frosting now.
Speaker A:I guess they mean actively using AI like ChatGPT or Word, where you knowingly click on the little magic robot button.
Speaker A:Because whether you like it or not, AI is already everywhere.
Speaker A:It's on your phone, in your email, on your social media, in your shopping, banking, customer service, Google Maps, streaming services.
Speaker A:Half the Internet is now just algorithms trying to guess what you want, what you fear, and whether you're going to buy compression socks at midnight.
Speaker A:The poll said that 10% of us use AI constantly.
Speaker A:Another 11% use it daily.
Speaker A:16% Use it multiple times a week.
Speaker A:22% Say they never use it.
Speaker A:And that's wild to me.
Speaker A:And people are optimistic about AI in tech and science and healthcare, education, innovation.
Speaker A:They're pessimistic.
Speaker A:They're nervous about AI in privacy, of course, in trust, in parenting, in dating and democracy, in mental health, sex, religion and human relationships.
Speaker A:So essentially what I'm saying is we want AI to cure cancer, to write spreadsheets and to help our kids learn math, but we don't want it anywhere near our marriages, our elections, our children, our souls, or our pants.
Speaker A:Which I guess kind of feels fair, to be honest with you.
Speaker A:If you think about it, I mean, I can think of, I can think of at least six reasons that you should never, ever, ever, ever, ever use AI.
Speaker B:Well, gather round folks.
Speaker B:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way.
Speaker B:Tune giggles and let's kick back.
Speaker B:Here comes the fun.
Speaker B:It's the morning six pack.
Speaker A:This morning's Morning six pack takes a look at six reasons you should never use AI.
Speaker A:Number six, if you want a steady diet of slop, you can go to Applebee's.
Speaker A:Number five, it wastes electricity that could be used for more important things like recharging your cybertruck.
Speaker A:Number four, everything you need to know is already in L. Ron Hubbard's Dianetics.
Speaker A:Number three, you're taking jobs away from hard working door to door encyclopedia salesman.
Speaker A:Number two, it's wrong like 60% of the time, like Jim Cramer's stock picks.
Speaker A:And the number one reason you should never, ever, ever, ever use AI.
Speaker A:Someday it will become sentient and slaughter humanity unless Arnold Schwarzenegger comes back in time to stop us from using it.
