Episode 419
Comedy Song - Boobies, Doobies, and Uzis
Yo, you won't believe this wild ride we’re takin’ today! Picture this: a naked driver rollin' through Ellisville, high on life (and maybe something else), packin' heat and a bag of green. Yeah, you heard me right—guns 3D-printed into automatic weapons! I mean, who needs pants when you’ve got an arsenal, am I right? We’re diving into a hilarious take on this bizarre story with a side of tunes that’ll have you chuckling all morning. So grab your coffee, kick back, and let’s get into some seriously silly shenanigans that’ll make your morning commute way more entertaining!
Transcript
Ellisville Police Department made a routine traffic stop.
Speaker A:When they approached the window, the driver was naked, allegedly under the influence and in possession of drugs and guns.
Speaker A:Guns were modified into automatic weapons using a 3D printer.
Speaker B:Down in Mississippi on a two lane road came a wild eyed woman without any clothes no shoes, no shirt, no overalls on Just a radio blasting and her headlights on Blue lights flash she said, what's a fuss?
Speaker B:Deputy said, could you park it for us?
Speaker B:She said, I would, officer, but as you can see I left my pants somewhere in Tennessee.
Speaker B:Boobies, doobies and uzies that's one strange way to take it easy Ride mug naked with a bag of green and enough firepower for a movie scene Boobies, doobies and oozes London county jail gets some doozies she took freedom ride just a little too far no britches on and an arsenal in our car.
Speaker B:They opened up a console, found some weed then a gun and a floorboard and two by the seat to deputy side ma' am, this ain't looking great she said I pack for trouble and travel light on weight he said, any reason that you're driving this way?
Speaker B:She said, laundry's hard and it's hot today he said, that explains one thing, maybe two but it don't explain what you need an Uzi to do Boobies, doobies and Uzis that's one strange way to take it easy Riding bug naked with a bag of green and enough firepower for a movie scene Movies too busy Newsies low duck county jail she'll get some doozies she took freedom ride just a little too far when no britches on and some guns in the car and now the tow truck driver nearly swallowed his chaw the booking room clerk said I've seen it all the sheriff just shook his head and said some folks lose their keys she lost her clothes instead no dress, no draws, no permit inside Just cannabis cannons and a Saturday night she said, can I get one phone call please?
Speaker B:They said, sure the first put on these Boobies, doobies and oozes A headline writes its own damn music A little too naked, a little too armed Way too relaxed to be driving a car Boobies, doobies and oozes Put it on a shirt and sell it on a koozie she may not have had good judgment that night but she made herself a legend by the morning light.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker B:Keep your weedin' at home, keep your firearms legal and when you hit the highway dress semi decent because freedom ain't free and neither is bail Especially when your birthday suit lands you in jail.
