Episode 127
Alabama Bama on McRib Madness: What's in That Mystery Meat?
Alabama Bama is back, y’all, and she’s got some spicy takes on the McRib drama that’s got everyone buzzing! So, there’s this wild lawsuit going around claiming that the McRib doesn’t even have real rib meat in it. But Bama? She’s like, “Who cares?! I’d eat that mystery meat any day!” 🤣 She even spills a hilarious story about how she once “borrowed” a truckload of McRibs for Thanksgiving—talk about a feast! 🍖 Let’s just say, this episode is packed with laughter, a dash of legal drama, and a heaping side of Alabama charm. Tune in for some good ol’ fun and a few rib-tickling moments that’ll have you cracking up! Alabama Bama is back and ready to serve up some laughs! This time, we dive into the sizzling scandal surrounding the McRib—yep, you heard that right! A bunch of folks are suing McDonald's, claiming the McRib is nothing but a meatless mirage! Bama, in her classic style, couldn’t care less about what’s in that sauce-slathered beauty. She’s got stories that’ll make you laugh till you snort, like the time she *allegedly* commandeered a delivery truck and loaded up her Chevette with frozen McRibs! Talk about a Thanksgiving feast! Forget the turkey, it’s all about that mystery meat! Bama’s got her priorities straight, and if you’re worried about the contents of your fast food, well, you might just need to chill and let the good times roll. Join us for some rib-tickling fun and get ready to embrace your inner Bama!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:It's about my favorite time of the week when we get to chat with my dear old friend Bama from Alabama.
Speaker A:And Alabama Bama joins us on the phone today.
Speaker A:Bama, have you seen this headline?
Speaker A:A bunch of people suing McDonald's, saying that the McRib does not actually have any rib meat in it.
Speaker B:Oh, Haystack, I do not give a single poo if that McRib is made out of packin peanuts and lies.
Speaker A:Okay, so you're not concerned about what's actually in it?
Speaker B:Well, no, not even a little bit.
Speaker B:Folks, is always a saying what I wouldn't do for a Mac rib.
Speaker B:But I mean it.
Speaker B:One time, I pretended to be a Mackie Donald's employee, and I hopped off a delivery truck and unloaded a whole box of frozen Mac ribs straight into my Chevette.
Speaker A:Wait a minute.
Speaker A:So you stole them?
Speaker B:Allegedly.
Speaker B:And let me tell you, that was the best Thanksgiving I ever had.
Speaker B:No politics being talked at the table.
Speaker B:It wasn't no dry turkey.
Speaker B:Just me, a microwave, and the Lord's finest mystery meat.
Speaker A:So this.
Speaker A:This lawsuit doesn't bother you at all?
Speaker B:Please, you nimrods, consume Micky Donald's all you want.
Speaker B:I'm gonna be over here in the parking lot.
Speaker A:And I'm gonna assume that you mean as a customer.
Speaker B:Yeah, that's what we'll go with, sugar.
Speaker A:All right, Bama, please don't impersonate fast food employees again.
Speaker B:No promises, haystack.
Speaker B:McRib season waits for no one.
