Episode 423
When High Fashion Takes a Stinky Turn
So, guess what? Matty Healy from The 1975 just tied the knot, and his bride rocked some wedding dresses straight from a brand that sounds like it should be in a science lab—Matier Fao, which basically translates to “fecal matter.” Yeah, you heard that right! 🤣 Who knew saying “I do” could come with a side of bathroom humor? Now, don't get me wrong, the dresses were artsy and had a whole dark, gothic vibe, which totally fit the bride's aesthetic. But c'mon, if someone said their dress was designed by the “poop house,” I’d be like, “Uh, can we get a new dress, please?” Seriously, high fashion is wild, and this is just another reason why I stick to my comfy jeans and T-shirts. Tune in for the full scoop and a few giggles about the wild world of wedding attire!
Takeaways:
- This episode dives into the wild world of high fashion with a wedding dress that literally translates to fecal matter. How chic, right?
- We discuss Matty Healy's wedding to Gabriette and the goth vibes of her stunning yet strange wedding dress!
- Who knew high fashion could take a turn for the gross? A dress made by a brand that sounds like poop—seriously!
- Haystack shares a hilarious take on wedding fashion and how it’s not for the faint of heart, or stomach!
- We ponder how fashionistas can wear something called 'fecal matter' and still look cute—what's the secret?
- Tune in for some laughs about the absurdity of high fashion with a sprinkle of playful sarcasm and outrageous humor!
Transcript
It's haystack.
Speaker A:And clearly I'm not into fashion.
Speaker A:You take one look at me and know that if you couldn't tell by listening to me.
Speaker A:But I stumbled across this headline about this.
Speaker A: Matty Healy from the: Speaker A:The big fashion headline is that her wedding dresses were made by this high fashion brand called and I'm going to butcher this.
Speaker A:I don't speak French, but it's a Matier Fao Matias Fecal translates to fecal matter.
Speaker A:The dress was designed by the poop house.
Speaker A:You know, this is why normal people get off of the fashion train.
Speaker A:Now to be fair, if you look at the pictures, the dresses were very artsy, very pretty.
Speaker A:One was a black pre wedding look inspired by Dracula.
Speaker A:The main dress was white and very dramatic and very kind of gothic bride.
Speaker A:Very.
Speaker A:I now pronounce you emotionally unavailable and visually striking.
Speaker A:And honestly, it fits her.
Speaker A:I mean she's got that whole cool dark fashion girl thing going.
Speaker A:She can wear something terrifying and everyone's like, no, it's still pretty cute.
Speaker A:So I, you know, it, it fit.
Speaker A:I get it.
Speaker A:But this is again, this is why high fashion is so odd.
Speaker A:Because if a regular human being told you my dress is bifecal matter, you would, you would say what you would call the wedding off.
Speaker A:I don't.
Speaker A:Or maybe you'd ask for a new.
Speaker B:Perfume.
Speaker B:From the makers of the fashion brand Matier Faquel comes the elegant scent of derriere.
Speaker B:This eau der de poupous.
Speaker B:It's the essence of music.
Speaker B:Music festival port a potty mixed with the aroma of bus station bathroom.
Speaker B:Spoil yourself with the fecal fragrance of diaper Bend truck stop, trucker pool, hotel Te poo poo.
Speaker B:With a bouquet of butt biscuit and a hint of heiny, you can indulge yourself in the stench of sophistication.
Speaker B:This oder te poo poo hotel only available at Pumingdales and Nieman Fortis.
Speaker A:Hotel pool.
