Episode 306
Small Talk - Cops, Donuts, and Devilish Baby Jumpers!
Small Talk - Tony Awards, Baby Jumping Festival, and Alligator Face-Biting! đđ Get ready to dive into a whirlwind of giggles and good vibes! Weâre chatting about the Tony Awards cominâ in hot this Sunday, hosted by none other than Pink! Itâs like the Super Bowl for theater nerdsâget your popcorn ready! đ Also on the agenda, weâve got the wild Baby Jumping Festival in Spain where dudes in devil costumes literally leap over babies to scare away bad vibes. What a hoot! And if you think thatâs wild, check out our Florida man sagaâgator bites are so last season, right? đ So buckle up and letâs sprinkle some joy into your day with our hilarious bits and banter! đ„ł
Takeaways:
- Small talk makes the world go 'round, and Haystackâs got the best chat to brighten your day!
- Did you hear? The Baby Jumping festival in Spain is where devils leap over babiesâtalk about a wild weekend!
- So, Gene Wilder's getting a biopicâfinally, Hollywood's doing something thatâs not a total disaster!
- A Florida man got bitten by an alligator and is suingâlove the commitment to the 'gator attraction!
- Jill Biden's bummed she didnât dish about Hunterâs strugglesâdonât worry, Fox had that covered every day!
- Itâs National Fish and Chips Day and National Donut Dayâtime to celebrate with some tasty treats, am I right?
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack time for some small talk to get you through your day, your chit chat with random folks.
Speaker A:The Tony Awards are going to be on Sunday.
Speaker A:They are hosted by Pink.
Speaker A:They're essentially the super bowl for theater kids.
Speaker A:I'm pretty excited about this news.
Speaker A:There is a Gene Wilder biopic in development tracing his journey from a shy theater kid to an absolute comedy legend.
Speaker A:I guess Hollywood has finally found something that nobody's mad about.
Speaker A:Gene Wilder.
Speaker A:Although casting Willy Wonka might be the hardest role in all of Hollywood.
Speaker A:A flesh eating screw worm has been detected in Texas, prompting quarantines and emergency response efforts as beef prices continue to rise.
Speaker A:As if.
Speaker A:As if we needed more reasons for groceries to get more expensive.
Speaker A:Goodness.
Speaker A: ing that Americans born after: Speaker A:The annual Baby Jumping festival in Spain is this weekend.
Speaker A:The Baby Jumping festival is where men dress as devils and leap over babies to supposedly ward off evil.
Speaker A:What fun.
Speaker A:A Florida man is suing after being bitten in the face by an alligator during an alligator encounter.
Speaker A:Attraction.
Speaker A:Sounds to me like the attraction has delivered exactly what it promised.
Speaker A:Jill Biden has said that she is sorry she did not talk more about her son Hunter's drug addiction during her time in the White house.
Speaker A:Don't worry, Mrs. Biden.
Speaker A:Fox News was talking about it every day.
Speaker A:It is the 5th of June, which is national Fish and Chips Day.
Speaker A:Apparently the nation in national is Great Britain.
Speaker A:Who in America calls it that?
Speaker A:Nobody.
Speaker A:It is also National Donut Day.
Speaker A:Keep a dozen in your car, you know, just in case you get pulled over.
Speaker A:And speaking of cops, I'll tell you the crazy reason why one cop pulled a gun on another cop over the break room.
Speaker A:And believe it or not, it had nothing to do with donuts.
Speaker A:That wild story at 8:15 this morning.
