Episode 14
Morning 6-Pack - Would You Ditch Your Boo for a Million Bucks?
Ever wondered if your partner would trade you in for a million bucks? Well, sit tight, because the latest chit-chat got me giggling harder than a cat in a cucumber factory! Haystack dives into a wild survey revealing that a jaw-dropping 43% of folks would ditch their significant other for a cool million! That's right, half the country might just be one briefcase away from a messy breakup! And don't even get me started on the 40% who'd risk it all in a real-life Squid Game just for a shot at 33 million! Seriously, dude, are you outta your mind? Who's signing up for that level of crazy?
We also tackle the hilarious question of how much embarrassment is worth to you. Apparently, 48% of people are ready to go full cringe on live TV for a million bucks! I mean, I’d be a clown on national TV for way less than that, just sayin'. And hey, if you think social media is a deal-breaker, 21% would pass on a million bucks if it meant giving up their TikTok for good. What’s next? Would they also throw in their avocado toast?
To spice things up, Haystack rolls out the 'Top Six Signs Your Partner Might Leave You for Cash!' From being saved in contacts as the poop emoji to only having candlelit dinners when the power's out, these signs are as funny as they are relatable. So grab your snack and tune in for a laughter-packed ride that’ll keep you chuckling long after the show ends!
Takeaways:
- Would you ditch your partner for a million bucks? 43% of peeps say, "Heck yes!"
- Almost half of Americans would embarrass themselves on live TV for a cool million—talk about dedication!
- 41% of people would give up sex for a million! I mean, what’s the going rate?
- 21% would pass on a million if it means losing social media—ain't nobody got time for that!
- 54% would say "no thanks" to a million if it came from their folks—family drama, anyone?
- The ultimate sign your partner might ditch you for cash? They call you by the poop emoji in their contacts!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:Would you give away your relationship for a million dollars?
Speaker A:Would you leave your partner for a million dollars?
Speaker A:In a new survey, 43% of Americans say, yeah, absolutely, I would leave my partner for a million dollars.
Speaker A:Just short of half.
Speaker A:I think it's higher than that.
Speaker A:Some people were shocked it was that high.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:43% of Americans admit they will, but I'll guarantee you, you walk up to him with a briefcase full of the cash.
Speaker A:I bet the number's higher.
Speaker A:40% of Americans would accept $33 million, even if it meant financially ruining someone else.
Speaker A:While half said it depends on who gets ruined in the process.
Speaker A:46% would enter a real life version of Squid game for a shot at $33 million.
Speaker A:Those 46% of people are complete idiots.
Speaker A:Do not forget the game had a 99.8%.
Speaker A:Oh, wow.
Speaker A:48% of people say they would embarrass themselves on live TV for a million dollars.
Speaker A:Again, I think, I think more than that.
Speaker A:13% admit they would do it for just 5,000.
Speaker A:4% would do it for just 500.
Speaker A:So we went from a million dollars to 5,000, down to 500. Who don't need takers at $50.
Speaker A:We went from 5,000 to 500.
Speaker A:Where you need.
Speaker A:For $50, will you make yourself fool yourself?
Speaker A:Just.
Speaker A:I'll give you $50 if you'll make a fool of yourself on TV.
Speaker A:Just dol.
Speaker A:41% of people in the survey would give up sex entirely for a million dollars.
Speaker A:I'd do it for 100 bucks.
Speaker A:Hell, I've done it for free.
Speaker A:Can I get some money for it?
Speaker A:59% would give up technology and live off grid for a million dollars.
Speaker A:And lastly, 15% said they would frame a friend for a crime they didn't commit for $1 million.
Speaker A:I think it depends on the crime.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:There's a couple of friends I wouldn't do that way, but there's a lot of acquaintances I would gladly frame for a million dollars.
Speaker A:But I'm gonna tell you, the lesser the crime I'm framing them for, the more likely I'm willing to do it.
Speaker A:Now, when it comes to where do we draw the line?
Speaker A:I thought this was fascinating too.
Speaker A:It turns out freaking Facebook's the answer.
Speaker A:21% of people would pass on a million dollars if they had to give up access to social media.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker A:54% would reject a million dollars if it was from their parents.
Speaker A:And just over a third would pause the deal if it meant their enemies would also profit.
Speaker A:So I would turn down a million dollars if it meant people I hate also got a million dollars.
Speaker A:You petty, petty people.
Speaker A:I'm still.
Speaker A:I still think that people would leave their partner for for a million dollars.
Speaker A:I still think it's more than 46% of Americans.
Speaker A:Let's look at some signs.
Speaker A:If you're wondering if your partner would leave you for a million dollars, let's look at some signs that your partner might leave you for $1 million.
Speaker B:Well, gather round folks.
Speaker B:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way.
Speaker B:Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.
Speaker B:Here comes the fun.
Speaker A:It' pack my button mash and fingers are off.
Speaker A:I mashed the wrong button for a second.
Speaker A:Forgive me.
Speaker A:The top six signs your partner would leave you for a million dollars.
Speaker A:Number six, he lists you in his contacts is the poop emoji.
Speaker A:Number five, when you choke at a restaurant, he stops anyone and everyone from giving you the heim.
Speaker A:Like number four, when the bachelor ends with a proposal, she says, well, that's a bummer.
Speaker A:Number three, the only time you two have dinner by candlelight is whenever he forgets to pay the electric bill.
Speaker A:These are the top six signs your partner would be willing to leave you for a million dollars or maybe even less.
Speaker A:Number two, you say to motto and he says burn in hell.
Speaker A:It's okay.
Speaker A:Some people say things different.
Speaker A:And the number one sign your partner would leave you for a million dollars or maybe less.
Speaker A:He's a radio host that goes by the nickname Haystack.
