Episode 76

Morning 6-Pack - Why Do Parents Feel Like ChatGPT?

Published on: 5th November, 2025

Morning 6-Pack - Why Parents Are Basically ChatGPT! Get ready to laugh your socks off as we dive into the wild world of parenting and all the wacky questions kids throw at their folks! Did you know that the average parent gets hit with a whopping 46 questions a day? Yeah, it’s like being a personal chat GPT, but with way more “Why?” and “What’s that?” questions! We’ll also spill the beans on the top six questions kids ask that parents secretly dread—spoiler: they’re a hoot! So grab your coffee and settle in for some giggles, because this morning’s gonna be a fun ride!

Transcript
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Good morning, it's Haystack.

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There is a new report that finds if you're a parent, you are your child's personal chat GPT.

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This new report says that the average parent with a young child will field 46 questions per day from that child.

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From that kid.

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Now again, that's on average.

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So a parent with an aloof 14 year old gets one or two questions a day.

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year old gets:

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Most of the time, of course, the questions are not that difficult.

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Parents say they typically find themselves without answers about a third of the time.

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Like where do dreams go when you wake up?

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91% of parents say it's important to foster their child's natural curiosity and interests.

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But the average parent tells their kid to be careful 27 times a day.

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And 3/4 of parents believe their child is more curious than they were at that age.

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I think that's just because none of us remember how dumb we were when we were little.

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For the sake of mom and dad's sanity though, I'm hoping that none of the questions come from this list of the top six questions that kids ask their parents that the parents never wanted to hear.

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Best way to start your day, these six jokes he's about to say, Listen up for old Hay spack.

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Crack open the mooring six pack.

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Again, the top six questions that kids ask that parents never wanna hear.

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Coming in at number six, why does my goldfish look different?

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Number five, can we watch K Pop Demon Hunters again?

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Number four, why does daddy smell funny when he comes back from the garage?

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Number three, why are you still sending me to school even though I have a fever?

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Number two, six, seven.

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Okay, I know that's not a question, but you're tired of hearing the kids say it.

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I know you are.

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And the number one question that kids ask their parents that the parents never want to hear.

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Why do you lock your bedroom door on Saturday night?

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We're just resting.

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Haysnacks
Quick Bites. Big Laughs. You'll Want Seconds!
Enjoy Haysnacks, the bite-sized comedy podcast from Northwest Arkansas’s own Haystack—morning radio’s master of mischief on 106.5 KBVA and 96.7 The Bull. Each episode packs in the best moments from Haystack’s daily shows, including fan-favorite highlights, his legendary “morning six pack” top 6 lists, and the hilarious weekly phone call with his super-redneck pal, Alabama Bama. Don’t miss the Saturday “Leftovers” episode, where Haystack serves up the jokes and bits that didn’t make it on air (due to time, or because they were too weird or wild). Designed for busy listeners, Haysnacks delivers quick, snackable laughs whenever you need them—perfect for your commute, coffee break, or anytime you want a dose of fun.

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