Episode 75
E Underpants: The Future of Comfort is Here! 😂🩲
Get ready to lace up those futuristic kicks 'cause we’re diving into Nike's wild new invention: Project Amplify! Yup, you heard that right—it's a robotic shoe system that’s like an E-bike for your feet! Imagine strapping on some high-tech sneakers with a battery-powered ankle cuff that gives you a boost like a second pair of calf muscles. But don’t worry, this isn’t just for the marathon maniacs; it’s for all us everyday joggers who wanna glide a little smoother and save some energy while we’re at it. Oh, and speaking of techy delights, we’ve got Fruit of the Loom’s E Underpants making waves with auto adjustments and a built-in wedgie remover! Who knew undies could be this high-tech? Buckle up, folks; it’s gonna be a laugh riot! Alrighty folks, buckle up because we're diving into the wild world of futuristic fashion and high-tech undies! First up, our buddy Haystack kicks things off with a wild ride into Nike's Project Amplify — and trust me, it sounds like something straight outta a sci-fi flick! Imagine strapping on shoes that are basically like having your own personal robot legs. Yeah, you heard it right! These bad boys come with a battery-powered ankle cuff that gives you that extra kick when you're out strutting your stuff. It’s designed for the average Joe who just wants to jog without feeling like they've run a marathon. We’re talking about making those 10 to 12-minute mile strolls feel like a walk in the park (literally). But hold your horses! This gizmo's still in prototype mode, so you won't be lining up for these just yet. But hey, who knows what other crazy tech is lurking around the corner? Now, moving on to the pièce de résistance: E Underpants by Fruit of the Loom! Yes, you heard right—underwear that’s smarter than your average bear! These magical briefs sense when things are a little too tight and adjust accordingly. It’s like having a personal assistant for your junk! They even come with a ‘de-wedgifier’ mode for those pesky thongs. And if you have a little “accident”? No worries, E Underpants has a heavy-duty mode to save the day. I mean, who knew your undies could be the superhero of your wardrobe? So, grab your popcorn and tune in because this episode is a riot!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:Here's something straight out of a sci fi Runway fashion show.
Speaker A:Nike unveiling Project Amplify.
Speaker A:And Project Amplify is this robotic footwear system that Nike is calling an E bike.
Speaker A:For your feet, you strap on a pair of specially built shoes plus a battery powered ankle cuff.
Speaker A:And the tech acts like a second set of calf muscles.
Speaker A:The system includes a motor, a drive belt, rechargeable battery and a carbon plated running shoe.
Speaker A:And Nike says now this is not for marathon runners trying to shave a few seconds.
Speaker A:It's for everyday folks that walk or jog at a 10 to 12 minute mile pace and want to go a little further, move a little smoother, use a little less energy.
Speaker A:There's no pricing available yet, the prototype just in testing.
Speaker A:But it makes you wonder who's gonna think of what next.
Speaker A:This is crazy.
Speaker B:Fruit of the Loom is going high tech.
Speaker B:Introducing E Underpants.
Speaker B:Guys, no longer will you have to stealthily fix your situation.
Speaker B:E Underpants senses when things aren't where they should be and performs an auto junk adjust.
Speaker B:Oh, oh, oh.
Speaker B:Nice ladies.
Speaker B:When your thong becomes a thing, E Underpants goes into de wedgifier mod.
Speaker B:What the.
Speaker B:Oh, that's much better.
Speaker B:And if you didn't spend enough time shaking or dabbing, E Underpants patented dribble dryer kicks in.
Speaker B:Plus, if you have a tiny accident, E Underpants puts the skids on your skid marks with heavy duty mode.
Speaker B:E Underpants from Fruit of the Loom.
Speaker B:We've turned underpants into smarty Pants.
