Episode 46
Morning 6-Pack - Wanna Break a Record? Let’s Get Silly!
Morning 6-Pack - Guinness World Records You Could Totally Break! Get ready to unleash your inner record breaker because we’re diving into the wacky world of Guinness! They just turned 70, and to celebrate, they dropped a list of 70 records that are still up for grabs—yes, you heard that right! We’re talking about the easiest, quirkiest, and downright ridiculous records you could totally crush, like the most Pringles eaten in a minute or balancing a spoon on your nose like a pro. Plus, we’ve got the top six records that Gen Z could snatch up faster than you can say "TikTok challenge." So grab your snack, kick back, and let’s get those world records on the radar!
Wake up and smell the world records, folks! ☕️ Haystack’s kicking off your day with a hilarious peek into the Guinness World Records that are just waiting for someone brave (or silly) enough to take them on. The list of 70 includes gems like the longest air guitar marathon and the fastest time to arrange Scrabble tiles—because who doesn’t want to be the reigning champ of nerdy games? 📚💥 Plus, we’ve got the lowdown on records Gen Z can easily break. Whether it’s the biggest TikTok fail or the most emotional support animals, you’ll find plenty to chuckle about. So grab your friends, pick a record to break (or a snack to munch on while you watch), and let’s make some memories! 🍕🎤
Takeaways:
- Guinness World Records just turned 70, and they’re dropping lists of records for us to crush!
- Think you can break a record? Check out their new Record Selector for your perfect match!
- From most high fives in 30 seconds to fastest burrito making, we're serving up some record-breaking ideas!
- Gen Z, get ready to break records like 'most pointless college major' and 'most ridiculous emotional support animal'!
- Feeling competitive? Challenge your friends to balance spoons on your noses or crush cans with your feet!
- Whether you're a burrito master or a high five champion, there's a world record waiting for you!
Companies mentioned in this episode:
- Guinness
- Flying Burrito
- TikTok
- DoorDash
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:And if you've ever wanted to break a world record, Guinness has made it a little easier for you to find the one that you might be able to beat.
Speaker A:They just turned 70 years old yesterday.
Speaker A: of World Records came out in: Speaker A:So to celebrate their 70th birthday, they shared a list of 70 records that no one has attempted yet.
Speaker A:And so the bar is pretty low.
Speaker A:There's a new section on their website called Record Selector.
Speaker A:So you, you answer five personality questions and it spits out a few of the records you might want to try.
Speaker A:I just, I don't know how tailored this thing.
Speaker A:I mean I don't know how specific some of these records got.
Speaker A:I could crush most cheese it's eaten while watching Die hard for the 37th time.
Speaker A:I've, I've got that one whipped.
Speaker A:Went through the full list of 70 records.
Speaker A:Here are the best ones in my opinion that are currently up for grabs.
Speaker A:About a dozen or so.
Speaker A:Most high fives in 30 seconds.
Speaker A:Most kisses in 30 seconds by two people.
Speaker A:Can't be kissing yourself or doing any, any of those weird three way things.
Speaker A:Just two.
Speaker A:Fastest time to make a burrito.
Speaker A:Met our friends at flying burrito.
Speaker A:Can nail that.
Speaker A:Longest marathon playing air guitar.
Speaker A:Fastest 10 meter sprint holding a balloon between your knees.
Speaker A:Fastest time to arrange a set of Scrabble tiles in alphabetical order.
Speaker A:That one sounds kind of fun.
Speaker A:Yeah, I'm lame.
Speaker A:Greatest height to drop an egg without breaking it.
Speaker A:Longest duration to balance a spoon on your nose.
Speaker A:Longest video game marathon playing Roblox.
Speaker A:My good friend Junior, his daughter Asha would destroy that.
Speaker A:Probably has already beaten that record and doesn't know it.
Speaker A:The most coffee house visits in a month.
Speaker A:The most cans crushed with your foot in one minute.
Speaker A:They need the redneck version.
Speaker A:The most cans crushed with your forehead in one minute.
Speaker A:The most Pringles eaten in one minute.
Speaker A:That's another record I think I could probably crush pretty easily.
Speaker A:If you are thinking about going for one of these records, you may want to keep in mind of course that some of these are going to be easier for younger people and others, you know, some of these records easier for younger folks.
Speaker A:Like maybe anything from today's list of the top six Guinness World Records that Gen Z could easily break open.
Speaker A:The morning six pack.
Speaker A:Alright, here we go.
Speaker A:A six pack of the top six Guinness World Records that could easily be broken by Gen Z.
Speaker A:Coming in at number 6.
Speaker A:Most pointless college major.
Speaker A:5.
Speaker A:Biggest accident caused by driving a car while scrolling TikTok 4.
Speaker A:Most pronouns, three furthest distance DoorDash traveled to deliver an order of Fries 2.
Speaker A:Most tattoos of random shapes and the number one Guinness World Record Gen Z could easily break the most ridiculous emotional support animal.
