Episode 11
Morning 6-Pack - The Top Disney Pickup Lines!
Mickey Mouse watches just got a glow-up because we're diving into a new dating app for all the Disney adults out there! Yup, you heard me right! Say hello to Single Riders, the brainchild of Joe the Bearded Neck (seriously, that’s his social media name) who’s all about mixing theme parks with romance! After a rather unfortunate date night that ended with him drowning his sorrows at a Disney bar (yes, they exist!), he decided it was high time for Disney lovers to have their own space to connect. The app is set to kick off with a beta version later this year, and it’s not just about finding love—it’s about making friends too! The ultimate goal? To help fellow theme park enthusiasts spark connections while waiting in line for Space Mountain or just chilling with a churro. And hey, who wouldn’t want to meet someone who loves the happiest place on Earth as much as they do?
But wait, there’s more! We’re not just sitting around waiting for the app to launch. In this episode, we’re hitting you with the top six Disney-themed pickup lines that are sure to make any Disney fan swoon (or cringe, but hey, it’s all in good fun)! From “Are you a giant teacup? Because you’ve got my world spinning” to the classic “Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to Disney we go,” we’ve got the one-liners that’ll have you laughing and shaking your head in disbelief. Whether you’re single, taken, or just looking for a fellow Disney nerd to share popcorn with, these lines are a must-listen. So grab your mouse ears, tune in, and let’s make some magic happen!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:And there is big news for that cousin who still wears a Mickey Mouse watch.
Speaker A:Disney adults about to get their own dating app called Single Riders.
Speaker A:The beta version is set to release later this year.
Speaker A:A Disney superfan in Orlando is behind it now.
Speaker A:He goes by the username Joe the Bearded Neck on social media, but he's.
Speaker A:He's thought it'd be a big deal.
Speaker A:He says he came up with the idea a couple of years ago after he got stood up on a date and went to a bar at Disney World to get drunk.
Speaker A:I didn't realize there were bars at Disney World.
Speaker A:He's been trying to loop in a programmer and has finally found one.
Speaker A:And so they're going to launch a Disney dating app called Single Writers and they're looking for people to beta test it.
Speaker A:The full version will land sometime next year.
Speaker A:The guy says it's a way for for Disney loving adults to connect to see if there's a spark.
Speaker A:Doesn't necessarily have to be romantic.
Speaker A:He hopes that people will use it to make friends too.
Speaker A:But he's been asking people for suggestions.
Speaker A:One was to see if other single riders are at Disney World so you could go on a spur of the moment date.
Speaker A:He said again that it's meant for theme park enthusiasts in general.
Speaker A:But of course, like Disney is, the Disney people are the the target audience.
Speaker A:And in order to get you more well prepared for a dating app date that's based completely on Disney, here are the top six Disney fan pickup lines.
Speaker A:Well, gather round folks.
Speaker A:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way.
Speaker A:Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.
Speaker A:Here comes the fun.
Speaker A:It's the morning six pack.
Speaker A:Yeah, I can hear my going off now.
Speaker A:I'm gonna get in trouble for these.
Speaker A:But it's all right.
Speaker A:The top six pickup lines for Disney fans.
Speaker A:Are you a. Oh wait, wait.
Speaker A:I forgot to open a can.
Speaker A:There we go.
Speaker A:Are you a giant teacup?
Speaker A:Because you've got my world spinning.
Speaker A:Aw, that one's sweet.
Speaker A:Number five, Pinocchio's nose isn't the only thing that's growing.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker A:Number four, Roses are red, violets are blue.
Speaker A:I want to get you out of those pants.
Speaker A:Just like Winnie the pooh.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker A:3, when you're done seeing buzz, you want to meet Woody.
Speaker A:Number two, now that I've seen your mouse ears, can you show me your tail?
Speaker A:And the number one Disney fan pickup line for the Disney dating app is of course, hi ho hi ho soft mad we go.
