Episode 10
Alabama Bama on Love Island
Alabama Bama’s back, y’all, and she’s dishing out the real tea on reality TV! We dive into the juicy world of “Love Island,” and Bama spills the beans on why she thinks it’s just like “Survivor,” but with a whole lot more drama and, let’s be real, way less hygiene. 😂 She even shares her wild audition story where she got rejected for having too many ankle monitors—classic Bama! There’s some serious gold in her knack for pretending to be in love for cash—just ask her ex-husbands (all three of 'em)! So grab your snacks and tune in for some laughs, wild tales, and maybe a few questionable life choices!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:It's among my.
Speaker A:One of my favorite times of the week.
Speaker A:I absolutely adore my long lost friend from many years ago.
Speaker A:She moved away back to the state she's from, from Alabama.
Speaker A:This is my dear friend Bama.
Speaker A:And Bama, every girl I talk to here.
Speaker A:Lately.
Speaker A:The only thing that any of them seem to want to talk about is this Love island show.
Speaker A:You been watching it?
Speaker B:Oh, Haystack.
Speaker B:No, I ain't never seen it, but yeah, I've been hearing a whole lot about it.
Speaker B:Sounds kind of like Survivor, only a lot more slutty, which, frankly, is right up my alley.
Speaker A:So what you're saying is, is you would be interested in being on one of these shows?
Speaker B:Oh, honey, I did try.
Speaker B:I auditioned for Survivor.
Speaker B:I told him I'd be perfect.
Speaker B:I'd thrive in high stakes, low hygiene situations.
Speaker B:But they said I had too many visible ankle monitors.
Speaker A:Oh, wow.
Speaker A:That's a.
Speaker A:That's a new kind of a casting rejection.
Speaker B:Bunch of prudes.
Speaker B:I mean, come on.
Speaker B:It's a survival skill to know when to outrun the law and a raccoon at the same time.
Speaker A:So what you're saying is that Love island might actually be your next move?
Speaker B:Well, absolutely.
Speaker B:I'm real good at pretending to be in love for financial gain.
Speaker B:Just.
Speaker B:Just ask husband's number three.
Speaker B:Number four.
Speaker B:And that guy who ran that haunted hay ride.
Speaker A:I'm not about to ask any husband number.
Speaker A:So anyway, what's.
Speaker A:What's next?
Speaker B:Well, I needs to go.
Speaker B:My dog's a hollering at something invisible in the yard.
Speaker B:And honestly, I kind of trust his judgment.
Speaker B:Last time it was a tax assessor.
