Episode 155
Morning 6-Pack - The Top 6 Sounds That Scream 'Get Out!'
Yo, listen up! Today we’re diving into the "Morning 6-Pack - Sounds of Danger!" We kick things off with a wild convo about the worst sounds that make you go, “Oh no, not this!” Spoiler alert: your alarm clock is just the beginning! We’re breaking down the top six sounds that’ll have you sprinting for the hills—like that ominous deep whomping noise signaling an avalanche. 😱 Plus, we’ve got some real zingers about the sounds you don’t wanna hear from your spouse or your dentist. Trust me, you’ll be laughing and cringing at the same time! So grab your coffee and get ready for some giggles with us—let’s roll! 🎉
Takeaways:
- The alarm clock sound is basically the ultimate villain of mornings, am I right?
- Hearing a deep whomping sound while skiing? Time to bounce before an avalanche happens!
- Silence in a house with kids? Yeah, that’s like a horror movie waiting to happen!
- When the dentist says 'oh', you know it's time to panic, folks!
- If your wife looks at a pregnancy test and goes 'uh-oh', run for the hills!
- The number one worst sound? The waiter saying 'uh-oh' when processing your payment on date night!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's haystack and the what.
Speaker A:What is the worst sound that you hear?
Speaker A:I'm going to assume the worst sound that you've heard so far today is your alarm clock.
Speaker A:And that's not terrible.
Speaker A:I mean it, you know, it feels terrible when it goes off and every time the snooze alarm goes off.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:But someone on social media asked what is the sound that everyone should recognize as immediate danger?
Speaker A:I thought there were some pretty interesting replies.
Speaker A:And so I've ran down the top six kind of my six pack theme here.
Speaker A:The top six sounds that people see as immediate danger.
Speaker A:If you're traveling on or under a slope with snow and you hear a deep whomping sound, that's the time to get out immediately because an avalanche is about to happen.
Speaker A:And there is, believe it or not, guidance on what to try to do during an avalanche.
Speaker A:You're supposed to move to a lower angle terrain.
Speaker A:Your goal is to try to find terrain with an angle of less than 30 degrees.
Speaker A:That's kind of the magic number.
Speaker A:If you can find a 30 degree or less slope, that's probably gonna help save your life.
Speaker A:And of course avoid areas under deep steep slopes.
Speaker A:That's always bad.
Speaker A:The cracking of a tree branch or a trunk.
Speaker A:The sound of a freight train or jet engine.
Speaker A:If you're in the middle of nowhere, like deep in the woods.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's probably a wildfire or a tornado.
Speaker A:Always heard the tornado sounds like a freight train.
Speaker A:If you have children, the sound of silence is terribly scary because it means they're up to no good.
Speaker A:Or the sound of a little plastic step stool or chair being drug across the floor.
Speaker A:That's.
Speaker A:That's bad.
Speaker A:When your mom yells your whole name or your wife yells your whole name, that's a bad one.
Speaker A:And number six in my top six signs that just sounds that are, you know, immediately danger number six is hearing.
Speaker A:Hearing oh from a dentist or a hairdresser.
Speaker A:Thankfully I've not heard oh from a dentist, but hearing it from a hairdresser can be pretty terrifying.
Speaker A:You know, come to think of it, there's a lot of places you never want to hear.
Speaker B:Oh well, gather round folks.
Speaker B:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way.
Speaker B:Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.
Speaker B:Here comes the fun.
Speaker B:It's the morning six pack.
Speaker A:Yep, these are going to be the top six people you never want to hear say, oh.
Speaker A:Top six people you never want to hear say, uh, oh number, Number six.
Speaker A:Number six.
Speaker A:Number six.
Speaker A:Oh, there's my can.
Speaker A:Your wife looking at her pregnancy test.
Speaker A:Her girlfriend or side piece.
Speaker A:Number Number five.
Speaker A:The skydiver that you're strapped to.
Speaker A:Yeah, that would be bad.
Speaker A:Number four, the Jiffy Lube guy.
Speaker A:When he looks at your engine, never want to hear him say, oh.
Speaker A:Number three, your husband.
Speaker A:When you asked to go through his ph, the only correct answer is, well, sure, I have nothing to hide.
Speaker A:Number two person that you don't want to say.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker A:The doctor examining your STD panel results.
Speaker A:And the number one.
Speaker A:The number one person you never want to hear say.
Speaker A:Uh.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker A:The waiter running your credit card.
Speaker A:When you're on a first date and probably last.
