Episode 89
Morning 6-Pack - Thanksgiving Table Talk: Safe Topics to Avoid Family Feuds!
Morning 6-Pack - Thanksgiving Talk Topics! Alright, fam, let’s dive into the hilarious chaos of Thanksgiving dinner! Did ya know nearly half of us would rather chill with the kiddos at the kids' table than deal with Uncle Bob's endless rants about politics? Yup, 47% of Americans are totally down for some finger painting over turkey debates! We’re dishing out the top 10 convo killers to dodge like a pro, from awkward money chats to the infamous “where are my grandbabies?” question. And don’t worry, we’ve got six foolproof topics that’ll keep the vibe light and laughter flowing—think Jimmy Fallon and finding that sweet $20 bill in your pocket (just don’t ask what to spend it on, or things might get weird, y’know?). So grab your stretchy pants and your favorite snack, and let’s make this Thanksgiving a comedy show instead of a drama fest! Get ready for some hilarious Thanksgiving prep! This episode kicks off with Haystack diving headfirst into the age-old question: who would you rather sit with—your chatty Uncle Joe or a bunch of hyper kids? Turns out, almost half of Americans would rather hang out at the kids' table this Turkey Day! We dig into some wild stats that show millennials are totally on board with avoiding awkward adult conversations, especially the political rants. And speaking of awkward, we dish out the top ten topics to dodge like a turkey on the run! Spoiler alert: politics and weight talk are on the naughty list. But don't worry, we've got your back with six safe chat topics that’ll keep the mood light and the laughter flowing—think Jimmy Fallon and finding cash in your pockets! Trust me, this is the episode you didn’t know you needed for your Thanksgiving survival kit!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It is haystack.
Speaker A:Ladies and gentlemen, start your elastic waist pants.
Speaker A:We are just a week away and here's the question.
Speaker A:Who would you rather deal with in one week?
Speaker A:Your uncle who won't stop talking about politics?
Speaker A:Or a bunch of little kids who can't sit still?
Speaker A:47% of Americans say that sitting at the kids table sounds more appealing than ever this Thanksgiving and millennials were the most likely to agree with that statement.
Speaker A:Nearly two out of three millennials prefer the kids table.
Speaker A:A wine company commissioned this poll which is fitting.
Speaker A:Of course a lot of people have to use booze to get through the turkey day, but it's, it's also responsible for a lot of the fights at the turkey day table.
Speaker A:According to the survey, here are the top 10 topics we hope to avoid on Thanksgiving.
Speaker A:Politics, of course, that's always the top.
Speaker A:Money.
Speaker A:Don't ask people, well, how much are you making these days?
Speaker A:Appearance or weight?
Speaker A:Don't shame people for what's on their plate.
Speaker A:Religion.
Speaker A:Why don't you come to church with us?
Speaker A:It's a very common question around the holidays and that can make people uncomfortable if they have no intention of doing so.
Speaker A:Their ex.
Speaker A:Avoid questions like why isn't Jerry here this year?
Speaker A:Where Jerry go?
Speaker A:Mental health is a little bit heavy for dinner.
Speaker A:Chit chat.
Speaker A:Work or career issues.
Speaker A:Kind of like money.
Speaker A:So you know, even if you know things aren't going well, don't bring it up.
Speaker A:Just leave it be.
Speaker A:Again, personal struggles.
Speaker A:No, don't.
Speaker A:Nothing that could be negative.
Speaker A:Current relationship status.
Speaker A:Things like, why haven't you found anyone yet?
Speaker A:When are you going to get married?
Speaker A:Where are my grandbabies?
Speaker A:Not that I know that one too well.
Speaker A:And the number 10 item according to this survey, other family members.
Speaker A:You should avoid bashing or gossiping about someone who's not there because it could cause a fire to bring down the mood.
Speaker A:Now there, there obviously has to be some type of discourse, some form of friendly, conflict free, joyous conversation at the Thanksgiving table.
Speaker A:So here are six completely safe topics to talk about at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
Speaker B:Well, gather round folks.
Speaker B:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.
Speaker B:Here comes the fun.
Speaker B:It's the morning six pack the top.
Speaker A:Six completely safe topics to talk about at the Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker A:Number six, Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker A:Is there anything he can't do to make us smile?
Speaker A:Other than tell jokes, of course.
Speaker A:Number five, finding a $20 bill in your pocket.
Speaker A:You can talk about that just don't.
Speaker A:If you do, don't ask what everyone would spend it on, or things will get awkward when Uncle Frankie blurts out a hooker.
Speaker A:Number four the sound of wind, which is what you'll hear a lot of if you sit next to Grandpa after his third helping.
Speaker A:A broccoli casserole.
Speaker A:Number three Warm hugs, unless they're from Andrew Cuomo.
Speaker A:Number two Waking up and realizing you've still got an hour before you have to get out of bed.
Speaker A:That's always a great feeling.
Speaker A:But you might not want to bring that up at the dinner table, because Uncle Frankie might yell out of bed with a hooker.
Speaker A:See the pattern there?
Speaker A:The number one thing that should be a safe topic to talk about at Thanksgiving Fast, reliable Internet, but only if no one at the table's on AT and T.
