Episode 146
Morning 6-Pack - Super Bowl Squares & Party Peeps!
Get ready to dive into the wild world of Super Bowl party antics with this episode! We're talking about everything from the thrilling Super Bowl squares game to the six types of people you just can't escape at a Super Bowl bash. First up, we break down the Super Bowl squares—those fun little boxes where you pray to the football gods for the right numbers. Turns out, the lucky winners are often the folks who snag 0, 3, 7, or 4. So if you get stuck with a 5 or 9, maybe just grab another chip and dip and hope for the best!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:And of course the super bowl is going to be here before you know it.
Speaker A:Just a couple of days away now, and lots of people will end up doing the super bowl squares thing.
Speaker A:And TheTropicalFruit.com did a big rundown on the best and worst numbers.
Speaker A:Now, the squares is where everyone buys squares on a great big board.
Speaker A:The score at the end of each quarter decides who wins the money.
Speaker A:Now, you normally don't get to pick your numbers unless the person running this doesn't know what they're doing.
Speaker A:It's supposed to be supposed to be random, and you should just hopefully know whether or not to be excited about the numbers you get.
Speaker A: .: Speaker A:Winners are based on just the last number in each team's score.
Speaker A:So with touchdowns, field goals, extra points, that's how the math maths out.
Speaker A:Those four numbers happen more often than any other numbers.
Speaker A:03, 7, 4.
Speaker A:The worst numbers are 2, 5, 8, and 9 because the chance of a score like 15 to 19 is really low.
Speaker A:So having the 5, 9 square is not good.
Speaker A:The five best squares overall.
Speaker A: ,: Speaker A:So of course it's going to be a good time with the super bowl, whether you're doing squares or you're just, you know, eating and hanging out and maybe unfortunately, having to interact with one of the six types of people that are at every single super bowl party.
Speaker A:These six jokes he's about to say, listen up for old head stack.
Speaker A:Crack open the morning six pack.
Speaker A:These are the six types of people at every super bowl party.
Speaker A:Coming in at number six, the guy who celebrates every touchdown with a chest bump while screaming.
Speaker A:That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker A:Five, the idiot who actually thinks commercials with celebrities are hilarious.
Speaker A:Four, the woman who has no idea who's even playing, but she is still winning the super bowl squares betting game.
Speaker A:Three, the guy who brings cheap beer and then drinks all the expensive stuff.
Speaker A:Two, the annoying kid who makes you flip over to the puppy bowl.
Speaker A:And the number one type of person at every super bowl party, the woman who quietly monitors just how much you drink, AKA your wife.
