Episode 115
Morning 6-Pack - New Year's Eve Shenanigans: What NOT to Do!
Get ready to kick off your New Year’s Eve with a bang, because we’re dishing out the top six things you absolutely should NOT do tonight! From texting your ex to attempting to pop champagne with a shoe (seriously, who thought that was a good idea?), we’ve got the giggles covered. We also spill the tea on some rad local events happening today—like a kids' paint party at Pinspiration and a Noon Year’s Eve bash at the Amazium. Plus, if you’re in the mood for laughs, head to the Grove for some stand-up comedy! So grab your party hats and join us for a wild ride filled with belly laughs, puns, and maybe a little too much bubbly! Cheers to keeping it fun and safe, fam! Kick off your New Year's Eve with a bang, or maybe just a light-hearted chuckle as we dive into the top six things you absolutely should NOT do tonight! From the epic fail of texting your ex (seriously, who thought that was a good idea?) to the classic cringe of live-stream dancing like no one’s watching (spoiler alert: they are), we’re laying it all out there for you. We’ve got some wild suggestions on how to avoid those awkward moments that could haunt your social media feed until next year. Plus, we’re giving you the scoop on fun local events, like the Noon Year’s Eve parties where kids can get their glitter on and adults can sip bubbly (or soda, no judgment here!). So, grab your noisemakers, tune in, and let’s laugh our way into the new year!
Transcript
Good morning and taste act.
Speaker A:Taking a look at a few things you can do out and about today on this New Year's Eve.
Speaker A:Now obviously most every big bar and restaurant has some kind of special.
Speaker A:And I'm not, I'm not trying to run these down.
Speaker A:These aren't paid advertisements or anything like that.
Speaker A:Just some things that I found that I felt like there was some unique value to them that made them worth mentioning.
Speaker A:Like Pinspiration in Bentonville having a kid's day out noon Year's Eve party where the kiddos can paint and enjoy glow in the dark splatter experiences before a sparkling cider toast at noon.
Speaker A:Crystal Bridge is doing a noon Year's Eve as well with art activities, live music and a group toast at noon for families again, the Scott family amazeum in Bentonville organizing Zing in the New Year so you can have a lot of fun.
Speaker A:And then the whole big countdown thing is going to 3pm at Zing in the New Year at the Amazium Crisis Brewing Company in Fayetteville is having a New Year's Eve party for old people at noon.
Speaker A:I think that's hilarious.
Speaker A: in Fayetteville doing a final: Speaker A:That will kick off at 3:30pm so you can witness the last sunset of the new year.
Speaker A:Our friends at Prairie Street Bar and taps in Fayetteville, Prairie Street Live doing a New Year's Eve potty for pups at 8pm so you can bring pet toys for the Fayetteville Animal services and bring your pets to celebrate the new year alongside you.
Speaker A:And the downtown square, of course, in Fayetteville, the lights of the Ozarks will be illuminated through the night before they go dark.
Speaker A:Tonight is your last night, I do believe for me personally, I've got a couple of old standbys.
Speaker A:Well, I've got one old standby and one new thing I'm doing this year.
Speaker A:I love standup comedy.
Speaker A:So I go to the comedy club there in Lowell, the Grove, quite a bit and they're doing a big New Year's Eve show.
Speaker A:I think they're doing two shows tonight.
Speaker A:You get like a steak or shrimp or whatever your show.
Speaker A:So 6:30 and I think 8:30 I've still, I'll be honest, I haven't bought my ticket yet.
Speaker A:I need to get on their website.
Speaker A:But I'll probably go to the Grove and watch some comedy.
Speaker A:And then my buddy down at Whiskey 101, I'll go see him before midnight for the countdown and wish him a Happy New Year.
Speaker A:So whatever you do, I hope you have a safe and joyous New Year's Eve and maybe take heed of my list of 6 things you better not do on New Year's Eve.
Speaker B:Well, gather round folks.
Speaker B:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way.
Speaker B:Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.
Speaker B:Here comes the fun.
Speaker B:It's the morning six pack.
Speaker A:Here we go.
Speaker A:It is the top six things not to do for New Year's Eve.
Speaker A:Number six, Text your ex Happy New Year and then follow up with you still up.
Speaker A:Or in my case, texting them a terrible parody song that I wrote to make fun of them because I'm a terrible human being that's not good at discussing feelings but likes to try to use humor to cope with my internal struggles.
Speaker A:Hypothetically, from nine to five, not a personal experience at all.
Speaker A:Number Number five I'm sharing too much.
Speaker A:Attempting to pop champagne with a sword or a shoe or any other object.
Speaker A:Don't do those things.
Speaker A:That's bad.
Speaker A:Number four Live streaming.
Speaker A:Anything, especially dancing.
Speaker A:Extra, especially twerking.
Speaker A:Number three blowing a noisemaker so hard you pass out for eight minutes.
Speaker A:Number two kissing someone whose name you still don't know, but you're pretty sure it's Steve or Sheila or I don't know.
Speaker A:And the number one thing you should absolutely not do tonight?
Speaker A:Sing Auld Lang Sy like you know more than three of the words.
Speaker A:Happy new year with a really cool version of al lang syne from home free.
Speaker B:Should old acquaintance be forgot and ever brought to mind should old acquaintance be forgot and days of old Lang's eyes.
Speaker B:For old langs I my dear for old la we'll take a cup of kindness yet for old lanes I.
