Episode 82
Morning 6-Pack - Jell-O Molds: Thanksgiving's Secret Weapon!
Alrighty, folks! Let’s dive into the wiggly world of Jell-O and why life would be a total snooze without it! We kicked things off with some wild Thanksgiving-themed Jell-O molds that had us giggling—who wouldn’t want Brussels sprouts and cranberry sauce in gelatin form, am I right? But hold up, they sold out faster than Aunt Gladys at the Thanksgiving buffet! After that, we hit you with the “Morning 6-Pack” of ways life would be way worse without Jell-O. Spoiler alert: it involves sad hospital cafeterias and some pretty desperate attempts to get kids to eat their veggies. So, grab your spoons and get ready to laugh 'til your sides hurt, 'cause we’re serving up all the giggles you can handle! Morning 6-Pack - The Jello Chronicles: So, grab your spoons and settle in, because we’re diving headfirst into the wobbly world of Jello! Haystack kicks things off with a giggle-worthy chat about Thanksgiving-themed Jello molds that are as divisive as your family’s turkey recipe! We're talking Brussels sprouts, cranberry sauce, and pecan pie shapes—you know, the stuff of holiday legends! But hold your horses, folks; these molds flew off the virtual shelves faster than you can say ‘gotcha’! Haystack shares his utter dismay at missing out on these gelatinous treasures, which leads us to ponder a world without Jello. How bland would potlucks be? What would Aunt Gladys bring to Thanksgiving? Tune in to find out the top six ways life would be totally different without Jello—trust me, the answers are as juicy as the dessert itself!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack Angelo.
Speaker A:Sold three limited edition no thanks.
Speaker A:Thanksgiving molds in the shape of three divisive Thanksgiving foods, including Brussels sprouts, cranberry sauce and pecan pie.
Speaker A:Now, they're not flavors, they're just molds.
Speaker A:Jell O is celebrating their 125th anniversary and these molds were available on Walmart.com exclusively.
Speaker A:But I checked earlier and they were all sold out.
Speaker A:Now again, they're not doing the flavors, it's just shapes.
Speaker A:So a Brussels sprout kit and that one comes with lime jello.
Speaker A:A cranberry jello kit, which of course comes with with cranberry, but it looks like, you know, sliced up cranberry sauce.
Speaker A:And a pecan pie one which is actually orange flavored.
Speaker A:Again, they sold out.
Speaker A:A little disappointed I didn't get to get to get into that.
Speaker A:Although you think about it, Jell O, that looks like Brussels sprouts.
Speaker A:That, that would look terrible.
Speaker A:But to be fair, no matter what it looks like, we need Jello.
Speaker A:Jell O is important.
Speaker A:Can you imagine all the ways that life would be different without Jello?
Speaker A:Well, gather round, folks.
Speaker A:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way.
Speaker A:Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.
Speaker A:Here comes the fun.
Speaker A:It's the morning six pack.
Speaker A:These are the top six ways in which life would be different.
Speaker A:Worse.
Speaker A:Of course, without Jello coming in at 6, the hospital cafeteria would have nothing to disgust us with.5, the only thing that Aunt Gladys would bring to Thanksgiving is casual racism.
Speaker A:Four, mothers would have to find a different way to bribe dumb kids to finish their peas.
Speaker A:Three, we would not have anything to throw out four years after the expiration date.
Speaker A:Number two, we'd have to donate something to food drives that actually costs money.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker A:And the number one way that life would be different without Jello, we would have no way to describe Sydney Sweeney on a trampoline bouncy bounce.
