Episode 48
Morning 6-Pack - Cracker Barrel Shenanigans: Food, Fun, and Camouflage!
Cracker Barrel is like that old friend who tried to change their style but got roasted by everyone, and now they’re back to their vintage vibes! Yeah, the restaurant was all set to update its look and logo, but after a social media meltdown, they’ve hit the brakes on the whole makeover. So, what’s left? A nostalgic trip back to the good ol’ days with rocking chairs and peg games galore! We’re diving into the top six reasons why you should still swing by Cracker Barrel, from fluffy biscuits to the chance of meeting another Buck! Trust me, you won’t want to miss our hilarious take on why this classic joint still rocks. Let’s get this breakfast party started!
Let’s dive into the Cracker Barrel chaos, shall we? It’s like watching a rom-com where the restaurant tried to change its look, and the fans threw popcorn at the screen! They were all set to modernize their logo and freshen up the dining rooms, but the loyalists said, “No way, José!” And just like that, it’s back to the good ol’ days with the vintage Americana charm. Now, with only four locations getting a facelift, it’s like they’re stuck in a time warp! The social media drama is wild, with folks demanding the CEO’s resignation and others saying they won’t return until the food is worthy of their taste buds. But fear not, because we’re here to share the top six reasons to still roll up to Cracker Barrel! From the delightfully fluffy biscuits to the rocking chairs that invite you to kick back and relax, we’re serving up laughs and good vibes. Plus, let’s not forget about the charming encounters you might have while waiting for your meal! So, if you need a good laugh and a reason to head back to Cracker Barrel, we’ve got you covered with our hilarious countdown!
Takeaways:
- Cracker Barrel tried to modernize, but folks lost their minds and demanded the old vibes back!
- They were set to spruce up their dining rooms, but now they're like 'Nah, we're good!'
- Even with the backlash, some peeps are still holding out hope for better food at Cracker Barrel.
- We shared six hilarious reasons to still chow down at Cracker Barrel—you won't believe number one!
- Cracker Barrel: where the biscuits are fluffier than a cloud and just as tasty!
- Did you know half the customers are in camo? It's like a hide-and-seek game every meal!
Transcript
Unless you've been living under a rock or, you know, you're under the age of 65, you've heard all about the Cracker Barrel, you know, stuff.
Speaker A:They were gonna modernize their logo and everybody threw a fit.
Speaker A:And now they've, they've said they, they had said they were gonna modernize their dining rooms and clean em up some.
Speaker A:Now they're putting a halt to all of it.
Speaker A:They, they of course, had reverted the.
Speaker A:To the old logo.
Speaker A:Now they're saying we're, we're scrapping our remodeling plans.
Speaker A:They released a statement.
Speaker A:You've shared your voices not just on our logo, but also on our restaurants.
Speaker A:If your restaurant hasn't been remodeled, you don't need to worry.
Speaker A:It won't be.
Speaker A:The vintage Americana will always be here.
Speaker A:The rocking chairs on the porch, our fireplaces and peg games, unique treasures in our gift shop.
Speaker A:And antiques pulled straight from our warehouse in Tennessee.
Speaker A:Now, according to reports, they had actually only remodeled about four of their 660 locations.
Speaker A:But the, the initial plan was to freshen up the design, clean up the dining rooms a little bit.
Speaker A:I mean, most of them have been the same for decades.
Speaker A:Uh, Cracker Barrel has been struggling since the pandemic.
Speaker A:They thought a little spruced up, cleaner look would attract people.
Speaker A:And old schoolers said they were messing with tradition.
Speaker A:And they harassed the company on social media till they caved.
Speaker A:And now after they've caved, not only on the logo, but not, but not on cleaning up the dining rooms, there are still people on social media angry, demanding the CEO be fired.
Speaker A:And others are saying they'll never go back to Cracker Barrel until they improve the food.
Speaker A:I'm kind of on that train.
Speaker A:I used to love some Cracker Barrel.
Speaker A:And I haven't gone for years, but I'll admit the last year or so I've been trying to slip back in some cuz my buddy Sosa loves him some Cracker Barrel and I do think it's gotten better.
Speaker A:And the general manager in Springdale's a guy I've known a long time and he runs good restaurants, so.
Speaker A:So if you've not been happy with the one in Springdale, I'd suggest you maybe give them another shot.
Speaker A:Cause Chris has probably got things going there.
Speaker A:That being said, in addition to my personal reason for saying go give them a shot, there are a lot of reasons really, to still eat at Cracker Barrel.
Speaker A:I bet I can think of at least six of them.
Speaker B:Well, gather round folks.
Speaker B:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way.
Speaker B:Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.
Speaker A:Here comes the fun.
Speaker B:It's the morning six pack.
Speaker A:That's right, it is the top six reasons to still eat at the Cracker Barrel.
Speaker A:Number six, the biscuits are as white and fluffy as the customers.
Speaker A:Number five, if your country fried pork chop is hard to cut, you can grab a saw off the wall.
Speaker A:Number four, if your name is Buck, you'll probably meet someone else named Buck.
Speaker A:Number three, does Chili's have rocking chairs in front for you to abandon Na na while the rest of you eat?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I don't think so.
Speaker A:Number two, if you ask nicely, the guy at the next table may let you pound at pet his hound dog.
Speaker A:And the number one reason to still eat at the Cracker Barrel, it never looks crowded since half the customers are in camouflage.
Speaker A:You can't see me.
