Episode 106

Morning 6-Pack - Christmas Gifts: Love ‘Em or Leave ‘Em

Published on: 17th December, 2025

Morning 6-Pack - The Gift Giving Dilemma! So, we all know that one person who's a total nightmare to shop for, right? Yep, it’s Grandpa! 😂 A new poll says men over 65 are the hardest to gift—who knew? Meanwhile, Southern millennial gals are like, “Gift me anything, I’m easy-peasy!” 🎁💁‍♀️ We dive into what makes us cringe when we give gifts and unveil the top six signs someone totally hates your present—spoiler alert: if it’s from T.J. Maxx, you might wanna brace yourself! 😱 So grab your coffee, kick back, and get ready to laugh as we unwrap the hilarity of holiday gift-giving! Holiday shopping can be a real head-scratcher, especially when you’re trying to figure out what to get that one person who always leaves you stumped. Spoiler alert: it’s usually Grandpa! This morning, Haystack digs into the hilarious world of gift-giving struggles, revealing that 20% of folks think shopping for them is a piece of cake, while 9% are like, ‘good luck, buddy!’ When it comes to who’s the toughest cookie to crack, it’s the dudes over 65. But hey, Southern millennial women? They’re like a walk in the park—easy-peasy! Then, we dive into the shenanigans of how people feel about their own gifting skills. Most folks think they’re decent at it, but we all know Grandpa's just out here admitting he’s the worst at picking out gifts. And wrapping? Forget about it! We’ve got the ultimate guide to spotting a gift flop with our top 6 signs that scream, ‘I hate this!’ from rolling eyes to tossing it in the Goodwill box. Trust me, you don’t want your gift to be the one that ends up on the street!

Transcript
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Good morning.

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It's Haystack.

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Even if you love holiday shopping, we've all got that one person that's hard to shop for.

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And for most of us, it's Grandpa, right?

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There's a new poll online.

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Said, how easy or difficult do you think it is for other people to pick out gifts for you?

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Now, the total results.

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20% said very easy, 38% said relatively easy, 21% said kind of difficult.

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And 9% admitted that it is very hard to shop for them for presents.

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But if you break it down by demographics, yeah, it's men over the age of 65 that are consistently the hardest to shop for.

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Southern millennial women are apparently the easiest to shop for.

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And then they asked people, how good or bad do you think you are at picking out gifts for other people?

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20% said good.

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About half said kind of good.

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16% said, meh, kind of bad.

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7% said very bad.

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And no big shock here.

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Grandpa's most likely to admit they're terrible at getting gifts.

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Another survey.

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Grandpa's also the worst at wrapping presents.

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So you know, if you're going to have to get a gift for Grandpa, the best thing to do is get him to get it for himself, but then you have to help him wrap it.

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Overall, 61% of people said they're at least decent at wrapping presents.

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But regardless of what generation you're going to give a gift to, what generation your recipient belongs to, you will know that you have absolutely failed as a gift giver.

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If you recognize anything from today's list of the ways to know someone hates the Christmas gift you gave them.

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Well, gather round, folks.

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It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a lighthearted way.

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Tuning for the giggles.

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And let's kick back.

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Here comes the fun.

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It's the morning six pack.

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One more time.

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These are the top six ways to know someone hates the gift you gave them.

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Coming in at number six, they say, oh, you shouldn't have, and then add, seriously, you shouldn't have.

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Number five, they toss it in a box labeled Goodwill.

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Number four, they roll their eyes and huff, kind of like your teenager does to everything in life.

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Number three, they shake it to see if any money falls out.

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Number two, you see a homeless person and they're wearing it the next day.

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And the number one sign that someone hates the Christmas gift you gave them, your gift is from TJ Maxx.

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And no, it's just.

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That's it.

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It's just from T.J. maxx.

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Chop Walmart.

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