Episode 107
Alabama Bama on Age Gaps!
Alabama Bama's back, and she's got the scoop on Cher's latest love life drama—yep, you heard that right! So, Bama's fiancé, Tyler, is 40 years her junior, and they’re making it work in their own quirky way. Bama spills the beans on how Tyler’s helping her tackle TikTok while she’s teaching him the fine art of faking an alibi. But things take a hilarious turn when Tyler gets lost in the Piggly Wiggly lookin’ for Bengay, thinking there’s an LGBT section! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss Bama’s take on love, age gaps, and rescuing your man from the supermarket jungle. Grab your snack and get ready to laugh—this convo is a wild ride! Alabama Bama is back on the airwaves, and boy, does she have some wild stories to share! Kicking things off, Haystack and Bama dive into the juicy news of Cher getting engaged to a dude who's literally decades younger than her. Bama has some hilarious takes on age gaps in relationships, especially considering her own fiancé, Tyler, who was born the same year the ThighMaster dropped. Talk about a generational gap! But don't worry, they balance it out: Bama schools Tyler on the art of pulling up TikTok while he schools her on Wi-Fi. It's a match made in heaven, or at least in Alabama! Then we get a glimpse into their daily life, which is as chaotic as you'd expect. Bama sends Tyler on a mission to the Piggly Wiggly for some Bengay, but he hilariously struggles to find it, thinking there's an LGBT section in the store. Bama's got her work cut out for her, and you can bet she’s ready to rescue him before he starts asking where they keep the rainbow muscle cream. This episode is packed with laughs and relatable moments that make you feel like you're just hanging out with friends, sharing stories over a cup of coffee (or something stronger). So grab your snacks and tune in for a dose of pure hilarity, because if you think love is hard, just wait until you hear Bama explain the complexities of modern dating to her younger beau!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:It's probably my favorite time of the week when we get to chat with my dear old friend Bama down in rural Alabama.
Speaker A:And Bama joining us on the phone now.
Speaker A:Hey, Bama, have you seen the news about Cher getting engaged to a guy that is 40 years younger than she is?
Speaker B:Oh, hey, Stack.
Speaker B:Same here.
Speaker B:Shoot.
Speaker B:I was born the year that the printing press came out.
Speaker B:And my current fiance, Tyler Buck, he was born the year that the ThighMaster was invented.
Speaker A:Okay, well, that is.
Speaker A:That's quite an age gap.
Speaker A:But does it actually work?
Speaker B:Oh, it works great.
Speaker B:Tyler teaches me how to pull up the TikTok on my computer machine, which I still call the big phone.
Speaker B:And I teach him important life skills, like how to fake an alibi.
Speaker A:Now, Bama, that feels like a bit of an uneven exchange.
Speaker B:Well, hey, relationships are all about balance there, Haystack.
Speaker B:I give wisdom to.
Speaker B:He gives wi Fi.
Speaker A:Well, all right, fair enough.
Speaker A:So what's this Tyler kid up to right now?
Speaker B:Well, I sent that poor sweet idiot to this store to get me some Bengay, and he just texted me saying that he can't find it cuz there ain't no LGBT section at the Piggly Wiggly.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker B:Bless his heart.
Speaker B:I gotta go rescue him before he starts asking employees where they keep the rainbow muscle cream.
Speaker A:Well, that's probably a good call.
Speaker B:Love is patient, Haystack.
Speaker B:Love is kind.
Speaker B:Love is explaining being gay to a grown man.
Speaker A:I bet Cher would understand.
