Episode 123
Morning 6-Pack - Brad Pitt in the Microwave? Let’s Talk Choppelgangers!
Yo, listen up! We’re diving into the wild world of “choppelgangers” this morning—yeah, you heard that right! It’s the spicy new Gen Z term for when you look like a celeb but, like, if they took a detour through a microwave and a raccoon fight. 😂 We’re laying down the top six celebs who totally fit this vibe, and trust me, you’re gonna wanna Google these faces for some serious LOLs! Plus, we’re throwing in some bonus bits that didn’t make it to air, ‘cuz who doesn’t love leftovers? So grab your coffee and let’s get ready to giggle—it’s time to embrace the choppelgangers of the world! 🎉
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's haystack.
Speaker A:And there is a new Gen Z term called choppel ganger.
Speaker A:You know you're in trouble when someone squints at you and goes, hey, you.
Speaker A:You kind of look like Brad Pitt if he got left in the microwave too long.
Speaker A:It's not a compliment, it's a sighting of a choppel ganger.
Speaker A:Okay?
Speaker A:The term is for chopper is, is ugly, and then doppelganger.
Speaker A:So they smashed him up into choppel ganger.
Speaker A:And it used to be nice to get told you look like a celebrity, but now you look like Scarlett Johansson and you're.
Speaker A:And you're like, you know, oh, that's so sweet.
Speaker A:Now it's, you look like Scarlett Johansson if she had a rough night and then lost a bar fight with a raccoon.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:And so, yeah, they've invented this whole new word, chapel ganger.
Speaker A:And of course, this stuff always starts on tick tock.
Speaker A:One woman said that she's Mick Jaggers chapel ganger.
Speaker A:Mick Jagger already looks like a chapel ganger of himself.
Speaker A:Now, obviously this sounds rude and it can be rude, but most people are using it in a more playful tongue in cheek tone as opposed to an insult.
Speaker A:And, you know, as I think about it, I. I can think of some celebrities that are actually chapel gangers for other celebrities.
Speaker A:I'm sure I can come up with at least six of those.
Speaker A:Best way to start your day, these six jokes.
Speaker A:He's about to say, listen up for old head stack.
Speaker A:All right, here we go.
Speaker A:These are the top six celebrity chapel gangers.
Speaker A:And if you'll go Google these celebrities, if you don't know what they look like, I think you'll.
Speaker A:I think you'll see it.
Speaker A:Number six, Ellen DeGeneres is a chapel ganger of Joe Montana.
Speaker A:Number five, Peyton Manning, a chapel ganger of the Gerber Baby.
Speaker A:Number four, Tracy Morgan, obviously a chapel ganger of Keenan Thompson number.
Speaker A:David Letterman is a chapel ganger of Charles Darwin.
Speaker A:Number two, Steve Martin is a chapel ganger of the old man from up.
Speaker A:And the number one celebrity chapel ganger.
Speaker A:And I think it's the most obvious one ever.
Speaker A:Steve Buscemi is a chapel ganger of TT.
