Episode 122
La La La, I'm Not Listening: A Courtroom Comedy!
Whoa, hold onto your snacks! We’ve got a wild tale that’ll have you shaking your head and laughing at the same time! This week, we dive into the antics of a 44-year-old dad in Michigan who decided that picking up his kid from school was a perfect time to unleash some serious drama—gun included! I mean, nothing says “responsible parenting” quite like turning the school pickup line into a scene straight outta an action movie. 😂 And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, this dude plays a game of “la la la, I can’t hear you” in court like he’s avoiding chores. Seriously, who knew facing terrorism charges could come with a side of roastin’ the judge? Grab your headphones and get ready to laugh, because this episode is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness! 🎢💥
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:And have you ever heard a story so dumb, so stupid that you find yourself looking at the calendar to make sure that it's not April Fool's Day?
Speaker A:I feel like this is one of those.
Speaker A:It is not the first of April, but for a guy in Michigan, a 44 year old, allegedly a grown man, he shows up at a middle school trying to pick up his kid.
Speaker A:The school says, no, you're not allowed.
Speaker A:And so naturally, like any rational, well adjusted parent, he pulls out a gun and starts blasting outside the school.
Speaker A:Yeah, nothing says responsible father like turning a school pickup line into a scene from John Wick, Parent Teacher Edition.
Speaker A:So the school of course goes on lockdown.
Speaker A:Obviously cops arrest the guy.
Speaker A:Fast forward where his arraignment, which I can't play audio from cuz there's so much swearing, but essentially it's being held on zoom, which I don't, I don't like all this court stuff online.
Speaker A:Nothing says justice like a courtroom sponsored by Best Buy.
Speaker A:Can we get back to in person stuff?
Speaker A:Especially important stuff?
Speaker A:Anyway, here's where it gets Olympic level.
Speaker A:Stupid.
Speaker A:He refuses to answer any questions, won't even say his name.
Speaker A:He puts his fingers in his ears, full on kindergarten style.
Speaker A:Like, la la la la.
Speaker A:I can't hear you.
Speaker A:He's.
Speaker A:He's facing terrorism charges and acting like he got sent to his room without dessert.
Speaker A:La la la.
Speaker A:I'm not listening.
Speaker A:The judge says, just saying, state your name for the record.
Speaker A:Nope, not until you get a real job.
Speaker A:He says, a real job?
Speaker A:The guy is facing terrorism charges and found the time to roast the judges.
Speaker A:LinkedIn.
Speaker A:Like, dude, you're.
Speaker A:You're in court for a gun incident at a school and you're talking about career advice?
Speaker A:Maybe.
Speaker A:Maybe focus less on judging the judge's resume and more on.
Speaker A:Yeah, I don't know, not ending up on Dateline.
Speaker A:She's wearing robes, you're wearing a jumpsuit and playing peekaboo with a felony.
Speaker A:That's just wild.
Speaker A:I mean, basically the only thing he didn't do was try to crawl under a desk and say, you can't see me.
Speaker A:Like he's in some kind of hide and seek with the justice system or John Cena.
