Episode 94
Morning 6-Pack - Awkward Hugs & Clogged Toilets: A Thanksgiving Special!
Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and guess what? We’re diving into the wild world of Thanksgiving bans! Yep, that’s right! A recent survey dropped some serious truth bombs, revealing that a whopping 40% of folks would throw green bean casserole off the table if they could! I mean, can you believe it? But don’t worry, it’s still gonna crash the party like that one relative who never knows when to leave. We’ve put together a hilarious list of the top six things you absolutely need on your Thanksgiving bingo card, like awkward hugs and political debates—just what everyone wants to spice up their turkey day! So grab your favorite snack and tune in for all the laughs and relatable chaos! Thanksgiving is around the corner, and you know what that means—getting ready for the food coma and family drama! This week, we dive headfirst into the wild world of Thanksgiving banter, fueled by a not-so-serious survey that asked folks what they’d love to kick off the dinner table. Spoiler alert: green bean casserole is the clear winner for the most banned dish! I mean, what’s Thanksgiving without that mushy green stuff, am I right? We break down the top six things you definitely need on your Thanksgiving bingo card, including awkward hugs, political debates that could spark World War III, and of course, the inevitable clogged toilet. Seriously, if you don’t have that on your bingo card, are you even celebrating Thanksgiving? Join us for laughs, jabs, and all the festive feels as we navigate the hilarity that is Thanksgiving prep!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's haystack.
Speaker A:And a new survey has asked people which items they would ban from Thanksgiving if they could.
Speaker A:Now, a lot would just, you know, they wouldn't complain about anything.
Speaker A:They just conveniently run out of room on their plate for anything they dislike.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:But some people have strong opinions.
Speaker A:And 40% said they would ban green bean casserole.
Speaker A:Of course.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker A:The survey said, what would you ban?
Speaker A:40% said green bean casserole.
Speaker A:That was the most popular answer.
Speaker A:30, 35%, which was higher than I expected, said cranberry sauce.
Speaker A:And 16% said sweet potatoes or yams.
Speaker A:But, you know, year after year, no matter what happens, it seems like the green bean casserole still finds a way to show up on the table.
Speaker A:So I think we should add it to the list of things that you know will happen at the Thanksgiving t. These are the top six things that you should definitely have on your Thanksgiving bingo card, is what I'm saying.
Speaker A:Best way to start your day.
Speaker A:These six jokes.
Speaker A:He's about the same.
Speaker A:Take a look at the top six things you should have on your Thanksgiving bingo card, meaning they will almost absolutely happen.
Speaker A:Number six, an awkward hug.
Speaker A:Number five, arguments over politics.
Speaker A:Number four, a holiday sweater covered in cat hair.
Speaker A:Number three, poorly lip synced Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade performances.
Speaker A:Number two, a young person offended that someone said Indian.
Speaker A:And the number one thing you should have on your Thanksgiving bingo card is, of course, a clogged toilet.
