Episode 63
Alabama Bama on the Life of a Showgirl!
Alabama Bama is back, y’all, and this time we’re diving into the wild world of showgirls and snake suits! We're chatting about Taylor Swift's new album, “Life of a Showgirl,” and let me tell ya, Bama’s got some stories that’ll make you laugh 'til you cry. Picture this: Bama in an American flag bikini, twerking at a reptile expo—yep, that’s a thing! We also discuss her legendary performance that ended with a dislocated sternum (ouch!) and a standing ovation, minus that one dude in the snake suit. Plus, she’s on the hunt for a new gig at a spirit Halloween store—because who needs luck when you’ve got a criminal record as your secret weapon? So grab your snacks and get ready for a rollicking ride through the hilarious antics of life in Alabama!
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! This week, we’re diving into a hilarious chat with the one and only Alabama Bama, the queen of all things quirky and fun! We kick things off with a little chit-chat about none other than Taylor Swift and her latest album, ‘Life of a Showgirl.’ Bama spills the tea on her own ‘showgirl’ moments—think American flag bikinis at hawk calling championships and of course, some unforgettable twerking incidents. Yep, you heard that right! With tales of dislocated sternums and standing ovations (minus that one dude in the snake suit), you know this convo is gonna be a riot. We’re talking all the laughs, some good ol’ Alabama charm, and maybe a sprinkle of chaos. And just when you think it can’t get any wilder, Bama's got her eye on a job at a Spirit Halloween store in a former sausage plant! I mean, what could go wrong, right? Buckle up, and let’s get ready to giggle our way through this episode!
Takeaways:
- Alabama Bama claims her wild 20s were spent living her best showgirl life, rocking an American flag bikini!
- Twerking to Sweet Caroline at a reptile expo? Yep, Bama's got the moves and the stories to match!
- Bama's got a new job hunt at a spooky spirit Halloween store, and her criminal record is 'experience'!
- Who knew that a dislocated sternum could be the highlight of a reptile show? Classic Bama humor!
- Haystack and Bama keep it real, discussing life, laughter, and the joys of being fabulously unfiltered!
- This episode is packed with puns and giggles, perfect for your morning commute or snack break!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:It's pretty much my favorite time of the week when we get to chat with my dear old friend Bama down in rural Alabama.
Speaker A:And I.
Speaker A:You know, Bama, I've never spoke to you about Taylor Swift.
Speaker A:I didn't know whether you were a fan or not.
Speaker A:I don't know if you've heard, but she's got a new album out and it's called the Life of a Showgirl.
Speaker B:Oh, honey, that could be my life story.
Speaker B:I spent the better part of my 20s.
Speaker B:Well, you part.
Speaker B:I wasn't doing time living that showgirl life.
Speaker A:Okay, well, I.
Speaker A:Somehow I believe that actually.
Speaker B:Yeah, I used to rock an American flag bikini and jiggle my money maker at every hawk calling championship and reptile expo this side of the Mississippi River.
Speaker B:I was like a patriotic Shakira with fewer teeth and more mosquito bites.
Speaker A:Oh, goodness, what a resume.
Speaker B:Yeah, I know.
Speaker B:I finally had to hang up my stilettos though.
Speaker B:I disloc my sternum.
Speaker B:A twerking to Sweet Caroline on opening night of Repticon, the crowd still gave me a standing ovation.
Speaker B:Well, except for that one guy in the snake suit.
Speaker A:That sounds.
Speaker A:That sounds painful and somehow completely on brand for you.
Speaker B:Oh, it was both, sugar.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Anyway, I gotta go.
Speaker B:There's a condemned sausage plant that just turned into a spirit Halloween store, and I heard they got real low hiring standards, so.
Speaker B:So wish me luck.
Speaker A:Yeah, I don't think you're gonna need luck for that, sugar.
Speaker B:Oh, I know.
Speaker B:It's just your first job interview where my criminal record is considered relevant experience.
Speaker A:I bet she would make a great spokesperson for spirit Halloween.
