Episode 151

Alabama Bama on Pokey Man Cards & Marlboro Miles Madness!

Published on: 18th February, 2026

Alabama Bama's back on the mic, and we’re diving into the wild world of collectible chaos! We kicked things off with the scoop on Logan Paul cashing in big time by selling a Pokey man card for a jaw-dropping amount—like, we're talking money that could buy a whole fleet of golf carts! But then Bama, in true Bama fashion, shares his own epic hustle of flipping Hawkin Frisbees he scored with Marlboro Miles—yeah, you heard that right, Marlboro Miles! It’s a wild ride through bizarre investments and questionable life choices, complete with a side of deer jerky plans and some serious laughs. So grab your snacks and get ready to giggle as we unpack this hilarious convo that’s packed tighter than Bama’s old leather jacket!

Takeaways:

  • Alabama Bama spills the tea on how Logan Paul turned Pokey man cards into big bucks – we’re all taking notes!
  • Frequent flyer points for smokers? Bama shares his wild Marlboro Miles story and it’s a trip down memory lane!
  • Who knew deer jerky could be a passive income strategy? Bama might be onto something here – watch out, Wall Street!
  • Bama's investment strategy: Pokémon cards vs. Hawkin Frisbees. Spoiler: they both have major wind resistance!
  • In this episode, we learn that selling Frisbees is just as good as selling Pokémon cards – who knew?
  • From smoky pasts to fresh financial futures, Bama’s got the quirkiest take on investment ever!
Transcript
Speaker A:

Good morning.

Speaker A:

It's Haystack.

Speaker A:

It's pretty much my favorite time of the week when we chat with my dear old friend Alabama Bama.

Speaker A:

And Bama joins us on the phone now.

Speaker A:

Now, Bama, did you hear about this Logan Paul guy?

Speaker A:

He's a WWE wrestler and has done a bunch of stuff.

Speaker A:

YouTube, Prime Energy.

Speaker A:

He sold a Pokemon card for a huge amount of money.

Speaker B:

Oh, hey, Stack, I did hear something about that.

Speaker B:

I guess he sold one of them Pokeman cards for a crap load of ca.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I mean, it was definitely a very big number.

Speaker B:

Well, now, I don't know nothing about selling no Pokey man cards, but I did make a killing of Hawkin Frisbees that I got with my Marlboro Miles.

Speaker A:

Marlboro Miles?

Speaker A:

Wow, that is a throwback.

Speaker B:

Oh, yeah.

Speaker B:

They was kind of like frequent flyer points for smokers.

Speaker B:

I was a saving up for the leather jacket or the kayak, but then I lost half of my Marlboro Miles in my second divorce from Skeeter.

Speaker A:

Now, Bama, I'm not even sure how that that's legally possible.

Speaker B:

It was traumatic.

Speaker B:

Hasta.

Speaker B:

So traumatic that I switched to menthols.

Speaker B:

Whole new rewards program and a whole new me,.

Speaker A:

I guess.

Speaker A:

A fresh financial strategy, huh?

Speaker B:

Yeah, exactly.

Speaker B:

You got them Pokey man cards, and I got promotion to back of Frisbees.

Speaker B:

Same thing, just more wind resistance.

Speaker A:

So what is it that's next on your investment investment agenda?

Speaker B:

Well, I probably need to go get this deer jerky fixed up.

Speaker B:

It ain't gonna cure itself.

Speaker B:

And that's passive income sugar.

Speaker A:

Yeah, of course it is.

Speaker A:

Talk.

Speaker B:

To y' all later.

Speaker B:

Have a good day.

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Haysnacks
Quick Bites. Big Laughs. You'll Want Seconds!
Enjoy Haysnacks, the bite-sized comedy podcast from Northwest Arkansas’s own Haystack—morning radio’s master of mischief on 106.5 KBVA and 96.7 The Bull. Each episode packs in the best moments from Haystack’s daily shows, including fan-favorite highlights, his legendary “morning six pack” top 6 lists, and the hilarious weekly phone call with his super-redneck pal, Alabama Bama. Don’t miss the Saturday “Leftovers” episode, where Haystack serves up the jokes and bits that didn’t make it on air (due to time, or because they were too weird or wild). Designed for busy listeners, Haysnacks delivers quick, snackable laughs whenever you need them—perfect for your commute, coffee break, or anytime you want a dose of fun.

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