Episode 150
Alabama Bama on Curling: Hairstyling or Sports?
Alabama Bama is back in the house, and let me tell ya, she’s got some wild takes on the Winter Olympics! First up, she thought "luge" was a contest for the best loogie! Yep, just imagine folks trying to hawk the biggest spit—that’s a gold medal I could win for sure! But no, it turns out it’s just a bunch of people flying down a slick slide on a metal tray. Boring, right? And don’t even get her started on curling—she thinks it’s all about hairstyling, waiting for someone to whip out a flat iron! Join us for laughs as we dive into Bama’s Olympic confusion and other hilarious banter that’ll have you rolling on the floor!
Takeaways:
- Bama thought luge was a loogie contest—who knew Olympics could be so confusing?
- Turns out, the Olympics features some wild sports, but Bama prefers to keep it casual.
- Bama's prison furlough party had galoosh ice sculptures—talk about upscale snacking!
- Curling? Bama expected hairstyling, not stone sliding—imagine the flat irons!
- Sports should be fun and easy—Bama wants to win gold without breaking a sweat!
- The Winter Olympics got Bama feeling like she could win gold in hawking loogies!
Transcript
Good morning, it's Haystack.
Speaker A:It's pretty much my favorite time of the week when we get to chat with my dear old friend Bama from rural Alabama.
Speaker A:And she joins us on the phone now.
Speaker A:Bama, have you been watching any of the Winter Olympics this year?
Speaker A:Oh,.
Speaker B:I tried to Haystack, but them their Olympics are as confusing as crap.
Speaker B:I was looking at the list of events and I saw luge, but I thought it said loogie.
Speaker B:Oh no.
Speaker B:I got all excited thinking it was going to be a contest to see who could hawk the biggest tour.
Speaker B:And I, I was like, now that is a sport I could get a gold medal in.
Speaker A:Now that is not.
Speaker A:That is not what luge is.
Speaker B:Well, I figured that out when it turned out to just be folks are careening down a frozen slipping slide on a butter dish.
Speaker B:Boring.
Speaker A:Well, now it's actually pretty dangerous, you know.
Speaker B:Oh, I've done a luge before.
Speaker A:Wait, you have?
Speaker B:Well, yeah.
Speaker B:I bought galoosh at my prison furlough party.
Speaker B:Now that was class ice sculpture shaped like a dolphin and everything.
Speaker A:Somehow that does not surprise me.
Speaker B:And now they are saying curling is coming up.
Speaker B:I had no idea they did hairstyling at the Olympics.
Speaker B:I been waiting for someone to pull out a flat iron this whole time.
Speaker A:No, no, no.
Speaker A:A different kind of curling.
Speaker A:Bama.
Speaker B:All that figures.
Speaker B:Still more interesting than that frozen butter sled nonsense.
Speaker A:Wow, you're a pretty tough critic.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker B:Just want sports that I can participate in without pant taste act.
Speaker B:Is that too much to ask?
