Episode 118
Alabama Bama on New Year Shenanigans & Tooth Tales
Alabama Bama is back, and she’s kickin’ off the new year with a bang—literally! That’s right, folks, she just got her smile revamped down in Tijuana, and let me tell ya, this lady's got some fierce new chompers! Bama’s rollin' in with a full set of pearly whites, but don’t you worry, she’s not just flashing those new veneers; she's got a wild story about how they’re strong enough to munch corn on the cob through a chain link fence! We dive into some of the wackiest dental adventures, including some questionable medical advice that’ll have you laughing and shaking your head. So grab your snack, kick back, and enjoy the hilarity as we catch up with our favorite Alabama queen! Get ready to giggle, folks! This week, Haystack has a hoot with none other than Alabama Bama, who's kickin' off the new year with a mouthful of new chompers! Yep, she made a wild trip down to Tijuana and came back with a shiny set of pearly whites! Bama’s got a tale or two about her dental escapades, including the dubious methods used to attach those veneers—let’s just say it involves more super glue than a craft store and a sprinkle of Spanish prayers. And trust me, these teeth are no joke; Bama claims she could chow down on corn through a chain link fence! Who needs a dentist when you've got that kind of power? But wait, there's more! Is she really planning to test the bulletproof claim made by her ‘dentist bartender’? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure: Bama's humor and antics will have you rolling with laughter as she navigates her way back home through a sea of extension cords and lawn furniture. Buckle up, it’s a wild ride!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:It is time for my favorite time of the week when we chat with my dear old friend Bama down in rural Alabama.
Speaker A:And Bama, it is a new year.
Speaker A:And so it's time for a fresh start.
Speaker A:How was your holiday?
Speaker A:New Year's break.
Speaker B:Oh, Haystack.
Speaker B:New year and new teeth.
Speaker B: That's how my: Speaker B:I shimmied on down to Tijuana with 11 and a half teeth and came back with a full 28.
Speaker A:Wait a minute.
Speaker A:You went to Mexico for dental work?
Speaker B:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:I went and got some of them there verniers.
Speaker B:I think they're just super gluing them onto whatever teeth you got left and saying a prayer in Spanish.
Speaker B:All I know is these things are strong.
Speaker A:Oh, goodness.
Speaker A:How strong are we talking?
Speaker B:Well, they're strong enough that I could eat a corn cob through a chain link fence.
Speaker B:And Haystack I have now.
Speaker A:Bama, that feels like it might be a warranty violation.
Speaker B:Oh, it probably is.
Speaker B:And the dentist bartender that installed them said they're made out of fiberglass or something and claimed that they're bulletproof.
Speaker A:Oh, goodness.
Speaker A:That does not sound medically certified.
Speaker B:Oh, well, we're gonna find out about that.
Speaker B:I ain't testing it on purpose, but I also ain't a ducking if fireworks go sideways.
Speaker A:Please tell me you are not planning to test this theory.
Speaker B:Well, no promises in the new year, sugar.
Speaker B:So, speaking of which, I gots to go.
Speaker B:I've been out of town so long, I gotta remember where it is that I live.
Speaker A:Well, Bama, that's probably important.
Speaker B:Oh, I'll find it.
Speaker B:Just look for the house with the extension cords and the lawn furniture.
Speaker B:Happy New Year, Haystack.
