Episode 21
Alabama Bama on Losing Legends and Golden Corral Security!
Grab your snacks, folks, because we’ve got Alabama Bama back in the house, and she’s bringin’ the drama! This week, Bama’s heart is heavy as she spills the tea on losing two of her favorite tattoed icons – Ozzy and Hulk Hogan. Yep, you heard it right! She’s got some wild ink featuring Ozzy on her thigh, riding a possum while flexing with a meat tray on her shoulder blades. Now that’s a sight to behold! And let’s not forget the time she swapped eyeliner with Ozzy and borrowed his teeth – talk about a *bite* of a story! If you ever wanted to know how to honor your heroes with questionable body art and a sprinkle of emotional chaos, Bama’s got you covered. Plus, she’s gearing up to work security at the Golden Corral, but shhh, she’s gotta figure out how to falsify her fingerprints first. Good luck with that, Bama! Tune in for a hearty laugh and some unforgettable tales of love, loss, and living life to the fullest with a side of humor!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker B:It's Haystack.
Speaker B:It's time for what's pretty much my favorite time of the week.
Speaker B:It's when we get a chance to talk to my dear old friend Bama from Alabama.
Speaker B:And, Bama, I've heard you kind of had a rough week.
Speaker B:Are you doing okay?
Speaker A:Well, Haystack, I ain't felt grief like this since they banned Trimspa.
Speaker A:Bless it.
Speaker A:I'm telling you, this past week alone done lost two people that I got tattooed on my body.
Speaker A:They done just up and died.
Speaker A:Ozzie and Hulk.
Speaker B:Well, wait a minute.
Speaker B:Now you've got tattoos of both of them?
Speaker A:You darn right I do.
Speaker A:Ozzy's on my thigh, riding a possum and hawks across my shoulder blades flexing with a meat tray.
Speaker A:I met Ozzy once at Sturgis.
Speaker A:He borrowed my eyeliner and I borrowed his teeth.
Speaker B:Wait, did you say his teeth?
Speaker A:Well, it's a long story.
Speaker A:The short version is they did not fit, but I smiled through it just like a champ.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:Well.
Speaker B:And what about Hulk Hogan?
Speaker A:Oh, man, what a legend.
Speaker A:The Rasslin, the Tan?
Speaker A:The Arby's endorsement?
Speaker A:That man basically wrote the blueprint for my dream life, minus a reality show and the IRS involvement.
Speaker B:Well, that is quite the tribute, Bama.
Speaker A:Well, I like to honor my heroes the only way I know how, through emotional instability and questionable ink.
Speaker B:So, what's up next for you?
Speaker A:Well, I needs to go.
Speaker A:I's getting screened to work security at the Golden Corral.
Speaker A:So I need to figure out how to falsify my fingerprints.
Speaker A:Wish me luck.
Speaker B:Well, I don't know if I should wish you luck or if I should alert somebody.
Speaker A:Well, if they don't ask, I don't tell.
Speaker A:Bye.
Speaker A:Bye now, sugar.
