Episode 55
Alabama Bama on Grilled Cheese Dreams and Vegas Schemes!
Alabama Bama is back, y’all, and this time we’re diving into the wild world of the Sphere in Vegas! Bama’s got some hilarious takes on how that glitzy spot is raking in the dough with a Wizard of Oz show, while she reminisces about her classy nights at the Motel 6. We’re talking next-level entertainment, like a ride-along with cops busting shirtless suspects in a trailer park—now that’s a show I’d pay to see! Plus, Bama's got a funny story about waking up with a grilled cheese iron stuck to her pillow—only her, right? So grab your snacks, kick back, and get ready to laugh ‘til you snort!
Get ready to roll with the laughs as Haystack welcomes back our fave southern belle, Alabama Bama! We’re diving deep into the glitzy world of the Sphere in Las Vegas, where the Wizard of Oz is raking in some serious dough—like, $2 million a day! Bama’s got a hilarious perspective on what it means to live large, especially when her idea of fancy is a Kid Rock laser show projected on a Motel 6 wall. Can you say 'glamorous'? But hold onto your hats because Bama has a wild idea: imagine a live action ride in the Sphere where you’re chasing shirtless suspects through a trailer park! It’s the kind of immersive experience that’ll have you laughing and shaking your head at the madness of it all. And of course, no call with Bama is complete without a dose of her unique brand of chaos, like waking up with a grilled cheese iron to her pillowcase! So, grab your snacks and buckle up because this episode is packed with zany fun and belly laughs!
Takeaways:
- Alabama Bama dishes on the wild wizard of Oz show in Vegas, raking in $2 million a day—who knew fantasy could be so profitable?
- Bama's idea for a 'Cops' live experience at the Sphere sounds like a trailer park reality show waiting to happen!
- After an Ambien mishap, Bama woke up with a grilled cheese iron—only she could turn a breakfast fail into a comedy goldmine!
- Haystack and Bama’s banter feels like a front-row seat to a hilarious family reunion, complete with laughs and silly stories!
- The Sphere in Vegas is next-level fancy compared to Bama's past Kid Rock shows at the Motel 6—talk about an upgrade!
- Bama's wild ideas and quirky stories remind us that life is too short not to laugh at the absurdity of everyday moments!
Transcript
Good morning, it's Haystack, and it's time for what's essentially my favorite time of the week.
Speaker A:I just absolutely adore my long lost friend Bama.
Speaker A:When she moved down to rural Alabama, I didn't know if I'd ever chat with her again.
Speaker A:She found out I got a job on a radio.
Speaker A:Drives me crazy.
Speaker A:So we just.
Speaker A:We chat with her once a week around this time.
Speaker A:And so Bama joins us on the phone.
Speaker A:Alabama Bama, have you seen what they are showing on the Sphere in Las Vegas?
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, Haystack.
Speaker B:I seen where they got that wizard of Oz up there on the Sphere, raking in like $2 million a day.
Speaker B:Two million.
Speaker B:And I thought I was a living large.
Speaker B:Seeing a Kid Rock laser light show projected onto the wall at the Motel 6.
Speaker B:That was my first brush with fancy.
Speaker A:Well, now the Sphere is definitely next level compared to a motel wall.
Speaker B:You know what people would really eat up?
Speaker B:Cops live in the Sphere.
Speaker B:Picture it.
Speaker B:The lights go down, that Bad boys, bad boys thing kicks in and boom.
Speaker B:You're a riding shotgun in a crown vehicle chasing shirtless suspects through a trailer park.
Speaker B:Total immersion.
Speaker B:Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do?
Speaker A:Oh, no, I can.
Speaker A:I can already hear the lawsuits.
Speaker B:Well, it's worth every penny.
Speaker A:I'm sure it is.
Speaker A:So what are you up to after you get off the phone with me?
Speaker B:All right, well, hey, Stack, I took an Ambien last night and I woke up with a grilled cheese iron to my pillowcase.
Speaker B:So I gotta go scrape cheddar off my linens before it turns into a crime scene of its own.
Speaker A:Only you, Bama.
Speaker B:That's right, baby.
Speaker B:Innovation never sleeps.
Speaker B:Even when I do.
Speaker A:Oh, goodness.
Speaker A:I wonder how many people would pay to sit inside the Sphere and watch shirtless suspects run from police flights through a trailer park.
