Episode 204
The Great Gas Debate: Who Smells Worse? đ¤
So, guess what? Science has finally cracked the code on one of life's biggest mysteries: whoâs the real gas championâmen or women? Spoiler alert: itâs a tie! đ Turns out, ladies have the stink factor down with their concentrated toots, while dudes are rocking the volume game. I mean, a manâs fart might be loud and proud, but when a woman lets one rip, itâs a whole different level of olfactory offense! 𤣠And just when you thought it couldnât get any better, we dive into how airplane pressure makes everyoneâs gas expand like itâs a balloon at a birthday party. đ So buckle up for a wild ride through the world of flatulence, complete with giggles and maybe a little gagging! Letâs rip into it! đ¨
Takeaways:
- Dr. Levitt's gas study reveals that ladies' farts are stinkier, but guys let out more volume!
- Ever wonder why flying makes you gassier? Blame it on low pressure expanding those beans!
- After all that research, turns out we're all in this gaseous mess togetherânobody's blameless!
- Ladies, your toots may be tiny but they're mightyâsmell power in a pint-sized package!
- Men's farts might be larger, but ladies' gas packs a pungent punch that could clear a room!
- So, whoâs the fairer gender when it comes to gas? Spoiler: Itâs a tie, folks!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's haystack.
Speaker A:And science has finally answered one of life's most important questions.
Speaker A:And honestly, the way they figured it out might be even better than the answer itself.
Speaker A:But I'll explain how they figured it out after I give you the results in musical form.
Speaker A:About which gender is the fairer gender when it comes to gas.
Speaker B:When a man smells a woman, it's because she's passing gas.
Speaker B:She blows tiny farts that smell really bad.
Speaker B:Because a man farts greater volume, it gets spread around.
Speaker B:A woman's farts are concentrated, so they stink a lot.
Speaker B:When a man smells warm.
Speaker B:When a woman cuts the cheese, Horrible farts that come from her bone are itty bitty crop dust in me.
Speaker B:When a man smells a woman as she's breaking wind, it's worse than when your buddy rips one Watching the game, concentrated molecules from the farts that she blows burned your eyes.
Speaker B:Cause they're so stinking When a man smells a woman.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So essentially, this gastroenterology gastroenterologist named Dr. Michael Levitt dedicated a chunk of his career to this.
Speaker A:Had volunteers eat gas producing foods like beans, hooked them up to a system that literally captured their output in bags to analyze, and then because he's so committed, he had two human judges smell it and rate it on a scale from zero to.
Speaker A:And basically the study found that women's gas was more potent in smell, men produced more volume per event.
Speaker A:So women toots are stinkier, men toots are bigger, there's more of it.
Speaker A:So after all that research, all that effort, it's basically a tie.
Speaker A:And there's even more to the study, actually.
Speaker A:If you've ever wondered about being on a flight, airplane cabins make everyone gassier because lower pressure causes gas to expand.
Speaker A:So if you've ever been on an airplane and thought, what in the world is happening?
Speaker A:That's, that's what it is.
Speaker A:Science didn't just answer the question, it proved something beautiful.
Speaker A:Nobody is blameless.
Speaker A:We are all to blame, and we all contribute.
