Episode 405
Sprinklers: 1, Pole Dancer: 0
We’ve got a wild story for ya today! Picture this: a woman in Houston is just trying to get her pole dancing skills on point, following a tutorial, when suddenly—BAM! The pole goes rogue, smacks the ceiling sprinkler, and turns her living room into a mini water park. Talk about going from “engage your core” to “call your landlord” in record time! And her poor dog? Totally judging the whole situation like, “I told you this was a terrible idea!” But hey, she’s laughing it off now and even thinking about starring in her own Netflix documentary titled “Pole Position: The Houston Flood.” Spoiler alert: it’s gonna be a splash!
Takeaways:
- A Houston woman turned her living room into a water park while pole dancing, whoops!
- Following a tutorial went from core engagement to a call to the landlord real quick!
- Her pup probably thought, 'I knew this was gonna flood the place!', classic dog vibes.
- Imagine getting an email about an 'unauthorized aquatic feature' in your apartment, LOL!
- She laughed it off and even thought about joining the Netflix documentary game, wild!
- Pole dancing is way harder than it looks, folks—just ask the ceiling sprinkler!
Transcript
It's haystack and a video has gone viral of a woman in Houston who has flooded her apartment while practicing pole dancing.
Speaker A:She was following a tutorial on the TV when the pole came loose up at the top.
Speaker A:It hit the ceiling sprinkler and it turned her living room into a splash zone.
Speaker A:The tutorial went from engage your core to contact your landlord real fast, which is one of the many reasons why you should not trust an online fitness video, yoga video, pulled muscle dance workout, broken lamp pole tutorial, four fire trucks and a lease violation.
Speaker A:She she said she went into shock and immediately worried about her little dog.
Speaker A:The dog was probably standing there like, I knew this was a bad idea.
Speaker A:Now every time she puts on workout clothes, the dog's got to grab a life jacket and you know, the apartment manager had to send the coldest email ever.
Speaker A:Dear Resident, we noticed an unauthorized aquatic feature in your living room.
Speaker A:The the good news is is that she laughed about it afterwards and she actually joined in on this Netflix documentary trend.
Speaker A:The meme thing.
Speaker A:Perfect though, because every embarrassing disaster does sound serious.
Speaker A:With dramatic music from the producers of Tiger king comes a three part event.
Speaker A:Pole Position the Houston Flood, Episode 1 the Installation Episode 2 the Spin Episode 3 Goodbye Security Deposit.
Speaker A:Let's be fair, pole dancing takes some real skill.
Speaker A:I mean, the professionals make it look effortless, or so I've heard.
Speaker A:But I think she got confused about the meaning of make it rain.
