Episode 249

Small Talk - Savannah's Game Show & Gas Tank Drama

Published on: 12th May, 2026

Small Talk - Chatting 'bout Moo Books, Lucky Lottery, and Gas Tax Shenanigans! Buckle up, fam! We dive into some wild small talk today, starting with a travel study that finds 11-16% of peeps have never peaced out of their home state. Like, what are you even waiting for? Next up, we’re mooing our way through a quirky study that says kids' books love animal sounds way more than the sound of a revving engine. Then, we hit the jackpot with the Illinois lottery dropping over $7 million on a lucky 777 combo—talk about hitting the gas! Speaking of gas, some states are putting the brakes on gas taxes. Plus, we got the lowdown on record-low water levels in the Euphrates, and some spicy chatter about a new game show by Savannah Guthrie. So grab your coffee, kick back, and let’s make that small talk not-so-small!

Takeaways:

  • Did you know 11-16% of Americans have never left their home state? Talk about staying close to home!
  • In children's books, moo is the top sound, while trains are taking the lead in transportation titles. Choo-choo, ya know?
  • Lucky Illinois lottery players just scored over $7 million with the magical combo of 777. Jackpot vibes!
  • Gas thieves are drilling into lifted trucks for fuel—talk about taking the phrase 'fill 'er up' to a whole new level!
  • A new study claims anxiety might add 15 years to your life. So, worry less and live longer?
  • National Hospital Day is May 12th—best way to celebrate? Stay out of the hospital, duh!
Transcript
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It's haystack time for some small talk this morning to help you get through those conversations with random folks.

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A travel study has found that roughly 11 to 16% of Americans have never left their home state.

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There is a quirky linguistic study that has found moo dominates children book titles featuring animal sounds, while children's books featuring transportation have trains most commonly.

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The Illinois lottery has paid out more than $7 million after the rare pick 4 combination 777 was drawn.

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How lucky is that?

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Several states have suspended gas taxes and there is now discussion of temporarily suspending the federal gas tax as well.

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Water levels in the Euphrates river have fallen to record lows, fueling concern among some believers about biblical end times prophecies.

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Spain has called for the creation of a unified European Union military force to replace reliance on NATO.

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Pima County Sheriff Chris Nanos Nanos believes that the investigators are making progress in the disappearance case involving Savannah Guthrie mother nearly 100 days after she vanished.

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Speaking of Savannah Guthrie, she is set to host a new game show based on Wordle on NBC.

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Gas thieves are increasingly targeting lifted trucks, the Yee trucks by drilling directly into fuel tanks.

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Repair is well in excess of $1,000.

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Generally, to fix a fuel tank with a hole in is the 12th day of May, which is National Hospital Day.

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And the best day to celebrate National Hospital Day is of course, by not having to go to one.

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And lastly, a new study finds that anxiety may actually help you live much longer.

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And by much longer, I mean as many as 15 more years because of your anxiety.

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Maybe.

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Details at 8:45 this morning.

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Haysnacks
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Enjoy Haysnacks, the bite-sized comedy podcast from Northwest Arkansas’s own Haystack—morning radio’s master of mischief on 106.5 KBVA and 96.7 The Bull. Each episode packs in the best moments from Haystack’s daily shows, including fan-favorite highlights, his legendary “morning six pack” top 6 lists, and the hilarious weekly phone call with his super-redneck pal, Alabama Bama. Don’t miss the Saturday “Leftovers” episode, where Haystack serves up the jokes and bits that didn’t make it on air (due to time, or because they were too weird or wild). Designed for busy listeners, Haysnacks delivers quick, snackable laughs whenever you need them—perfect for your commute, coffee break, or anytime you want a dose of fun.

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