Episode 303

Small Talk - Prenups vs. Car Crashes? 🤔

Published on: 4th June, 2026

Small Talk - Google Sheets Turns 20, Prenups & More! 🎉 Get ready to giggle, ‘cause we’re diving into some wild stuff today! First up, can you believe Google Sheets just hit the big 2-0? From a tiny web experiment to spreadsheet royalty, it’s been a ride! Then, we tackle prenups—who knew comparing marriage to car insurance could be romantic? Just imagine saying, “You’re my soulmate, and here’s my deductible!” 😂 We’ve also got the scoop on a wine surplus in Australia that’s so massive, they’re thinking about turning it into ethanol fuel. Cheers to that! 🍷 Plus, we’ll dish out some juicy Uber lost-and-found stories that’ll leave you shaking your head. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a blast!

Takeaways:

  • Google Sheets just hit the big 2-0! Can you believe it's been that long?
  • Talking prenups? Just call it marriage insurance—way less scary, right?
  • Red Delicious apples might actually be the superhero of the fruit world—antioxidants galore!
  • Australia's got so much wine, they're thinking of turning it into fuel. Cheers to that!
  • Most Americans are totally snoozing on the World Cup—sorry, not sorry!
  • Uber's Lost and Found index is a wild ride; from dentures to kitchen faucets, what a haul!
Transcript
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Good morning.

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It's haystack time for small talk.

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Google Sheets turns 20 years old this week.

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It began as a very small web based spreadsheet experiment and has grown into one of the world's most widely used productivity tools.

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Researchers are saying that the best way to discuss a prenuptial agreement may be to avoid the word prenup entirely and to compare it to something like insurance or an airbag.

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Nothing says romance like comparing marriage to a car crash.

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Honey, you're my soulmate and here's my deductible.

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A study is suggesting that Red Delicious apples may contain more antioxidants than other common apple varieties, especially in their peel.

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Somewhere, Granny Smith is demanding a recount.

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Australia is dealing with a wine surplus so large that some producers want to convert excess wine into ethanol fuel.

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What a great problem to have too much wine.

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A Pew survey has found that most Americans do not plan to follow the World cup closely at all.

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Spain is the place where people will follow it the most closely.

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Amazon has surpassed Big Blue Walmart ATOP the Fortune 500 rankings.

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This ends Walmart's 13 year run as America's largest company by revenue.

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Uber's annual Lost and Found index has revealed that writers left behind everything from dentures with only two teeth to breast milk to a mannequin to a kitchen faucet.

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I talked about that earlier.

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It's wild what people leave in an Uber.

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It is the fourth day of June, which makes it National Christian T Shirt Day.

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Blessed is the fruit of thy loom.

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News out that I'm seeing everywhere.

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I don't know how effective this will actually be as far as sales go, but it's definitely working.

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In the publicity department, Listerine is rolling out a range of what they're calling mouthwash intensities.

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More that at 7:15.

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We're going to celebrate National Cheese Day at 7:45 with the top six cheese facts that you probably did not know and a little chat about the NBA Finals.

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They kicked off last night in San Antonio.

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The spurs are predicted by most experts to win the series, but they lost at home last night.

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So they've got some work to do.

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More on the NBA Finals at 8:45 this morning.

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Enjoy Haysnacks, the bite-sized comedy podcast from Northwest Arkansas’s own Haystack—morning radio’s master of mischief on 106.5 KBVA and 96.7 The Bull. Each episode packs in the best moments from Haystack’s daily shows, including fan-favorite highlights, his legendary “morning six pack” top 6 lists, and the hilarious weekly phone call with his super-redneck pal, Alabama Bama. Don’t miss the Saturday “Leftovers” episode, where Haystack serves up the jokes and bits that didn’t make it on air (due to time, or because they were too weird or wild). Designed for busy listeners, Haysnacks delivers quick, snackable laughs whenever you need them—perfect for your commute, coffee break, or anytime you want a dose of fun.

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