Episode 443

Small Talk - Kroger to Close 60 Stores (yep, 60) — gas is August’s priciest

Published on: 14th August, 2026

Kroger's closing 60 underperforming stores across the country over the next 18 months — yep, 60 — and I can already hear the price-check beeps mourning. AAA says gas is the highest ever recorded for the month of August, so maybe bike commutes get a comeback. A study found regular stair-climbers are 39% less likely to die from heart problems and 24% less likely to die from any cause compared to folks who skip the stairs — stairs: small, sweaty, effective. New York City's investigating Kalshe and Polymarket for allegedly deceptive marketing practices, because someone has to keep the weird crypto carnival honest. Also, there are dangerous bathing suit colors — blues, whites, light greens and water-adjacent shades blend into the water, while neon orange and yellow are your best bet — and heads up: somebody in Illinois is holding that $1.04 billion Powerball ticket (not me, I’d be gone), and Google just dropped the Pixel Tag to tango with Apple airtags.

Transcript
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Good morning.

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It's haystack time for small talk.

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Grocery giant Kroger says it's going to close 60 underperforming stores across the country over the next 18 months.

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AAA says the price of gas across the United States is the highest ever recorded for the month of August.

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A new study has found that those who regularly climb stairs are 39% less likely to die from heart problems and 40 no.

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24% Less likely to die from any cause compared to those who did not use the stairs as often.

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New York City is investigating Kalshe and Polymarket for allegedly deceptive marketing practices.

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Believe it or not, there are dangerous colors of bathing suits.

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Blues, whites, light, lighter greens, any kind of water adjacent color or watercolor, even darker blues and blacks, not necessarily that great because they reflect the surrounding colors or they have low surface visibility and do not contrast with water enough.

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So the safest colors to wear in the water, think bright colors, neon colors, orange and yellow, stuff like that.

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Somebody in Illinois is holding a winning Powerball ticket for that $1.04 billion jackpot.

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You know it's not me because I wouldn't be here right now.

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And lastly, Google has unveiled their competitor for the Apple airtags called the Pixel Tag.

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Enjoy Haysnacks, the bite-sized comedy podcast from Northwest Arkansas’s own Haystack—morning radio’s master of mischief on 106.5 KBVA and 96.7 The Bull. Each episode packs in the best moments from Haystack’s daily shows, including fan-favorite highlights, his legendary “morning six pack” top 6 lists, and the hilarious weekly phone call with his super-redneck pal, Alabama Bama. Don’t miss the Saturday “Leftovers” episode, where Haystack serves up the jokes and bits that didn’t make it on air (due to time, or because they were too weird or wild). Designed for busy listeners, Haysnacks delivers quick, snackable laughs whenever you need them—perfect for your commute, coffee break, or anytime you want a dose of fun.

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