Episode 320

Small Talk - Baguettes, Layoffs, and Random Ridges!

Published on: 15th June, 2026

Small Talk - G7 Meeting, Baguettes & Plague Chat! Get ready to spice up your conversations with some juicy tidbits! We dive into the G7 meeting kicking off in France, and I can't help but joke that their welcome gift is just a fancy baguette and some pricey vino—classy, right? Then we switch gears to some wild news about Microsoft’s Xbox layoffs—talk about a game over moment! Plus, we’ve got the scoop on Papa John’s closing a bunch of stores, proving that “better ingredients, better pizza” might not be hitting the mark! And don’t miss my hilarious thoughts on photography and memories, because let’s be real, I can barely remember what I had for breakfast! So grab your snacks and tune in for laughs, puns, and all the randomness you can handle!

Takeaways:

  • The G7 is meeting in France, probably discussing important stuff like baguettes and fancy wine.
  • Microsoft's Xbox division layoffs are a bummer—talk about hitting the pause button on fun!
  • Papa John's is shutting down 300 stores, which means more pizza for us if we can find one still open!
  • Did you know the bumps on F and J keys help you type without looking? Mind blown!
  • The Race Across America is about to kick off—3,000 miles of cycling awesomeness, but no Arkansas stops!
  • Turns out taking photos can actually enhance your memory of moments—who knew Instagram could be educational?
Transcript
Speaker A:

Good morning and taste tag.

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Time for small talk to get you through random conversations with random people.

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The G7 commencing its annual meeting today in France, and it will run through Wednesday.

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I'm guessing the gift bag is just a baguette and a very expensive bottle of wine.

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Microsoft reportedly preparing to announce massive layoffs inside the Xbox division.

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I guess that's one way to tell your employees that it's game over.

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Papa John's has begun to shut down over 50 stores across 17 states.

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They have plans to close 300 stores in America.

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Apparently better ingredients, better pizza either wasn't true or wasn't appetizing enough.

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I don't know.

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I dug around.

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I don't think the Fayetteville store is included in the shutdowns.

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And I'll be honest, is there one in Benton County?

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I don't know.

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I had someone ask me over the weekend and I laughed at them.

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And then I felt bad because I realized they were serious.

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They asked me, what are the little ridges on the F and the J computer keys for?

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Why do they have little bumps?

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Every keyboard I've ever had, they've got little bumps on them.

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Yeah, they're considered homing markers.

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So you can locate the keys by touch.

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You can put me in a pitch black room with a keyboard and I can type up whatever because I'll find those little ridges and then I know that's where my index fingers go.

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They're homing buttons.

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They're not just.

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It's not crumbs that got permanently stuck on the keys.

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That's not what's going on there.

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The Race Across America bicycle race kicks off tomorrow, challenging riders to cycle 3,000 miles from California to New Jersey in 12 days.

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With over 175,000ft in total elevation climbs throughout the race, it's pretty wild.

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I'm sad that it doesn't go through Arkansas.

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With northwest Arkansas, Benton county becoming the kind of the.

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One of the mountain biking destinations of America.

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I'd like to see that come a little south.

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It goes up through the Kansas City area.

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Let's see here.

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Photography actually enhance, enhances and heightens an experience.

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According to new research, people enjoy moments more when photographing them.

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It's not a distraction.

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I do not buy this research.

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I was on a date Friday night and we went to a nice place and the girl wanted to take pictures in front of the restaurant.

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And I was just like, oh, come on, you can look up a picture on Google Maps.

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I'm.

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I'm just not into all the pictures everywhere.

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The Southern Baptist convention voted overwhelmingly for a formal ban on women serving as pastors in the Southern Baptist denomination.

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The Mega Millions jackpot did not get hit.

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Almost to a half billion now, up to about $430 million.

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So enough money to afford a full cart of groceries at the supermarket and the gas to get home with those groceries.

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And a new study by Memorial University says the average age of a person's earliest childhood memory is two and a half years old.

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Wow.

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Mine's got to be broken.

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I barely can remember what I went to the kitchen for.

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Travis Kelsey.

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Taylor Swift.

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I know you're sick of hearing about him, but you know Taylor was inducted into the Songwriters hall of Fame.

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Well, it turns out Travis left training camp early to fly there and watch the induction.

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Both of their mothers were there.

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And lastly, a woman in New Mexico is dead after being exposed to the plague.

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Santa Fe, New Mexico, Health department says no one around the woman is showing any symptoms, and the illness is highly treatable if cotton time.

Speaker A:

But I think by cotton time, they mean the 14th century, the plague.

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What.

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