Episode 377
Quiet as a Mouse: The Canadian Baby Who Slept Through It All!
Yo, guess what? We’re chatting about the most chill birth story ever—like, this Canadian mom totally snoozed through labor and didn’t even realize she popped out a baby until the nurses found the little dude under a pile of blankets! Can you imagine? No drama, no crying, just a polite “sorry to bother everyone” from a baby who’s already mastered the art of low-key living. Like, this kid came into the world like, “I’m not a morning person, can I get a coffee first?” Seriously, he hit the snooze button on life before he even got a name! So buckle up for some giggles as we dive into this hilarious tale and more silly antics that’ll have you laughing all the way to snack time!
Takeaways:
- Did you know a Canadian mom literally snoozed through labor and only woke up to find her baby chillin' under blankets? Talk about a power nap!
- This baby’s entrance into the world was so polite, you’d think he came with a ‘sorry’ note for interrupting!
- Imagine a newborn that doesn’t cry but instead yawns and says, 'Wake me when it’s snack time!' Classic low-maintenance vibes!
- The nurses freaked out, searching for the heartbeat, while the baby was like, 'I’m just here for the quiet time, folks!'
- This kid totally delivered himself—who needs a doctor when you can DIY your own birth?
- Forget screaming, this Canadian baby popped out and hit the snooze button on life right away. What a legend!
Transcript
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Speaker A:And a Canadian mom has said that she slept through labor and did not realize she had given birth until the nurses found her newborn under a pile of blankets.
Speaker A:That's going to be the most Canadian birth story ever.
Speaker A:Even the baby comes out politely.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:No crying, no drama, just, sorry to bother everyone.
Speaker A:I'll be here under the duvet.
Speaker A:The mother had been induced, gotten an epidural, the pain had gone away and she fell asleep, which is kind of impressive.
Speaker A:I mean, most people can't sleep if their phone is too far away.
Speaker A:She slept through a whole person leaving her body.
Speaker A:Meanwhile, the husband and family were in the room at the time and nobody noticed.
Speaker A:Then nurses got worried because they weren't seeing the baby's heartbeat on the monitor, which is terrifying.
Speaker A:Suddenly, everyone in the room is panicking.
Speaker A:They're all looking at machines and checking wires, and the baby's literally right there, like a pizza delivered to the wrong spot.
Speaker A:Did you check under the bedding?
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:Why would I check under the bedding?
Speaker A:Because apparently this baby selected contactless delivery.
Speaker A:The nurse pulls back the blankets and there he is, face down, quietly sleeping.
Speaker A:The kid entered the world and immediately said, nope, I am not a morning person.
Speaker A:Most newborns come out screaming.
Speaker A:This one comes out like a hotel guest after a flight.
Speaker A:I wake me for milk and where's my tiny robe?
Speaker A:Mom says that he is healthy, he's calm, and that he loves to sleep.
Speaker A:Of course he does.
Speaker A:His first act on earth was avoiding responsibility.
Speaker A:He was born and immediately hit the snooze button.
Speaker A:You know, this kid is going to be some low maintenance kid forever.
Speaker A:First day of school, they're looking everywhere and he's under a pile of jackets in the corner like, I'm fine.
Speaker A:Wake me when it's snack time.
Speaker A:I do love that the baby basically delivered himself.
Speaker A:That's.
Speaker A:That's independence.
Speaker A:I mean, other babies need doctors and nurses and lights and encouragement, a doula and all this other stuff.
Speaker A:This kid's like, yeah, I'll see myself out.
Speaker A:And the scariest part of the story is nobody noticed, nobody heard anything.
Speaker A:Not a cry, not a scream, just silence.
Speaker A:Which I guess is how you know this is a Canadian baby.
Speaker A:He was born and immediately apologized for making a scene by not making a sound.
