Episode 238
Morning 6-Pack - Top 6 Reasons Dating a Dummy is a Blast!
Let's kick things off with a good ol' chuckle! Ever had that moment when you realized the person you're dating is, well, not exactly the brightest bulb in the box? Today, we dive into the hilariously relatable moments when women figured out they were dating an absolute goofball. From clueless comments about haircuts to bizarre misconceptions about biology, these stories will have you rolling on the floor! I mean, who knew that a guy could think taking a shower would prevent pregnancy? 🤦‍♂️ We’ve got the goods on the top six reasons why dating a dummy can actually be a laugh riot! Spoiler alert: fish sticks never tasted so good when reheating is a breeze! So grab your coffee, settle in, and let’s giggle our way through the morning!
Takeaways:
- Ladies share their hilarious moments of realizing they're dating an absolute idiot—pure comedy gold!
- Dating can be a total rollercoaster; sometimes red flags pop up way too late, right?
- Some guys really think women just take showers to avoid pregnancy—like, come on dude!
- The best part about dating a dumb guy? Dinners are super easy with fish sticks!
- When conversations stall, just ask about SpongeBob—it's guaranteed to bring a smile!
- Your cat will love watching him chase laser pointers; it's the little joys in life!
Transcript
It's haystack.
Speaker A:And there's a hilarious list online where ladies are sharing the moment they realized they were dating an idiot.
Speaker A:And if you're on the dating scene, you know, there are times when you meet someone you immediately know it's not a fit.
Speaker A:Other times it takes a lot longer before the red flags pop out.
Speaker A:And so these women are sharing the moment they knew the man they were with was an idiot.
Speaker A:I wanted to share some highlights.
Speaker A:Now I've only got a few because about half of them involve things I don't want to talk about on the road radio without a piece of cotton, if you know what I mean.
Speaker A:But maybe one of my favorites in college.
Speaker A:This one said that in college she came back from spring break with bangs and a guy said what did you do to your hair?
Speaker A:She said I got, I got bangs.
Speaker A:And they stood in silence as he realized that girls hair doesn't just grow shorter in the front like a genetic thing.
Speaker A:One said, I knew a guy that thought a woman could just take a shower after to avoid having kids.
Speaker A:Just take a shower.
Speaker A:That'll take care of it.
Speaker A:One's ex boyfriend was concerned about having periodic night sweats.
Speaker A:And so he googles night sweats then proceeds to tell her he has menopause.
Speaker A:Another said, my partner had back pain and proceeded to tell me he hopes it isn't rigor mortis.
Speaker A:I would hope that it is not rigor mortis.
Speaker A:That would be bad.
Speaker A:And finally someone said I had to tell an ex that.
Speaker A:Yes, women poop.
Speaker A:Of course everyone poops other than Kim Jong Un.
Speaker A:But look, dating an imbecile isn't necessarily bad.
Speaker A:In fact, it can be pretty amazing.
Speaker A:As we will see with today's list of the top six great things about dating a dumb guy.
Speaker A:Well gather round folks.
Speaker A:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way.
Speaker A:Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.
Speaker A:Here comes the fun.
Speaker A:It's the morning six pack.
Speaker A:The top six great things about dating a dumb guy.
Speaker A:Number six, dinners are a breeze since it's easy to reheat fish sticks.
Speaker A:Number five, if there's a lull in conversation you can just ask what happened on SpongeBob SquarePants?
Speaker A:Number four, a two car garage has a lot more space with one car and a skateboard.
Speaker A:The number three great thing about dating a dumb guy for Halloween you can always go as Ginny and Forrest Gump.
Speaker A:Two, your cat gets to enjoy watching him chase the laser pointer.
Speaker A:And the number one thing, the number one great thing about dating a dummy.
Speaker A:Well, duh.
Speaker A:He's got no clue he can do a lot better than you.
