Episode 222
Morning 6-Pack - The Top 6 Signs Your Kid Might Be a Little Slow on the Uptake!
Morning 6-Pack - The Top 6 Signs Your Kid Might Be the Class Clown (or Just Clueless)! Get ready to roll on the floor because we’re diving into some of the funniest, head-scratching moments from the classroom! This week, we’ve got a wild Reddit thread with teachers spilling the tea on the most hilariously dumb things their students have said. From thinking England is a state to belly button genetics, these kids are seriously bringing the giggles! Plus, we’re serving up the top six signs that your little one might just be the “special” kid in class. So grab your coffee and buckle up for a laughter ride that’ll make you feel a whole lot better about your own parenting skills! Let’s get this fun train chugging!
Takeaways:
- Get ready, folks! State tests are coming and teachers are gonna feel the heat!
- Kids say the darndest things! Seriously, you won't believe some of this stuff!
- Ever heard of a kid thinking England was a state? Yeah, we got that gem!
- You won't believe this: a kid thought belly buttons determined if you're a boy or girl!
- Parents, brace yourselves! We got the top 6 signs your kid might just be the 'special' one!
- Last but not least, if the short bus driver says 'we need a shorter bus', it’s a sign!
Transcript
It's haystack and a lot of school kids are gearing up to take their state tests.
Speaker A:Pretty soon there'll be a lot of stressed out teachers, a lot of stressed out parents.
Speaker A:So let's look at this Reddit thread that asked teachers what is the funniest or dumbest thing a student has ever said or done?
Speaker A:Here's a handful of what I thought were the best responses.
Speaker A:A teacher going over War two and a girl raised her hand and asked completely seriously now wait, England isn't a state in the us.
Speaker A:A boy in high school thought that the thing that boys have that girls don't was the end of the intestines.
Speaker A:Like, oh, that's where your stomach ends.
Speaker A:A student found his teacher's master's thesis and then tried to turn parts of it back in to the teacher verbatim.
Speaker A:I love that a professor called out a student for turning in a paper that they had not written.
Speaker A:So the student emailed the professor and copied the dean and said it was theirs because they paid their own money to have it written.
Speaker A:I own that paper.
Speaker A:I paid for it fair and square.
Speaker A: it was and heard answers from: Speaker A:1985.
Speaker A:One student said, Can I look up the year on my phone?
Speaker A:Oh my goodness, this is one of my favorite goofy things I've heard before.
Speaker A:One student swore up and down that a baby boy or a baby girl was determined by whether or not they had an innie or an outie belly button.
Speaker A:And lastly, a teacher was explaining how dangerous UV light was with sunlight, talking about UV rays.
Speaker A:And a student said, if the sun is so dangerous, why did we build it?
Speaker A:Yeah, if it's so dangerous, why would we build something so dangerous?
Speaker A:And I know parents will hear what I'm saying and go, well those kids are dumb.
Speaker A:There's, there's no way my kids that dumb.
Speaker A:But parents can be a little.
Speaker A:You know, they can have rose colored glasses.
Speaker A:So just to help out, here are the top six signs.
Speaker A:In case you don't know the top six signs that your kid is the dumb kid in their class.
Speaker B:Well gather round folks.
Speaker B:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way.
Speaker B:Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.
Speaker B:Here comes the fun.
Speaker B:It's the morning six pack.
Speaker A:The top six signs your kid is the dumb kid in their class.
Speaker A:Number six her teacher starts your parent teacher conference with did you drink when you were pregnant?
Speaker A:5 He brought home a pretty crayon drawing and put on the fridge.
Speaker A:And he's a junior in high school.
Speaker A:Number four, she says the Gettysburg Address is what you enter into Apple maps.
Speaker A:Three, the only thing that he got on his last test was drool.
Speaker A:Number two, the new exchange student teaches her English.
Speaker A:And the number one way that you know your kid is the dumb one in their class.
Speaker A:The driver of the short bus took one look at him and said, we're gonna need a shorter.
